SERIOUS! Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Makes Priority Out Of Cow Farts!
"we’ll be able to fully get rid of farting cows and airplanes"
Freshman Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has made cow farts a top priority to help save the world from
Man-Made Cow-Made Climate Change!
It is part of her now famous, Green New Deal that she believes will sanitize the world from its many problems, from Global Warming to Social Justice issues.
“We set a goal to get to net-zero, rather than zero emissions, in 10 years because we aren’t sure that we’ll be able to fully get rid of farting cows and airplanes that fast.” says her proposal!
The GND is a non-binding resolution so it doesn’t offer any specifics on how bovine farts would be phased down or eliminated. The question then becomes: How do you eliminate emissions from cows, sheep and other animals?
Unnamed sources told me she was considering a plan to keep cows from eating too many beans…
Ok..Ok..No unnamed sources, but you have to admit…
But what exactly is the Ocasio-Cortez plan to reduce cow farts?
Environmental groups have long called for getting beef out of people’s diets in the name of the climate change.
Some scientists have even investigated reducing flatulence from ruminant animals. The U.S. government funded a 2014 study to find out why some types of sheep burped and farted more than others.
Invest in Beano folks!
But she is not just going after Cow Farts, she wants to get rid of airplanes as well! Here is Here’s an exact quote from her GND plan, detailed at assts.documentcloud.org.
Why 100% clean and renewable and not just 100% renewable? Are you saying we won’t transition to fossil fuels?
Yes, we are calling for a full transition o fossil fuels and zero greenhouse gases. Anyone who has read the resolution sees that we spell this out through a plan that calls for eliminating greenhouse gas emissions from every sector of the economy.
Simply banning fossil fuels immediately won’t build the new economy to replace it – this is the plan to build that new economy and spells out how to do it technically. We do this through a huge mobilization to create the renewable energy economy as fast as possible.
We set a goal to get to net-zero, rather than zero emissions, in 10 years because we aren’t sure that we’ll be able to fully get rid of farting cows and airplanes that fast, but we think we can ramp up renewable manufacturing and power production, retrofit every building in America, build the smart grid, overhaul transportation and agriculture, plant lots of trees and restore our ecosystem to get to net-zero.
Ocasio-Cortez claims that her “Green New Deal” isn’t so much about fighting global warming as it is about “social justice.”
“This is really about providing justice for communities and just transitions for communities,”
But the GND reality is far from just that..reality…
It calls for the full elimination of all fossil fuel consumption. That would include all natural gas within the next ten years. It also includes the full elimination of motor vehicles that operate on fossil fuels. That includes any vehicle with a combustion engine. Cars, trucks, boats, and planes.
It’s not super clear whether Ocasio-Cortez and her cohorts realize that electric cars also run on fossil fuels. The Green New Deal requires all parking lots to have electric vehicle charging stations.
The GND is a complete overhaul of the nation’s energy systems. The goal of “creating millions of ‘good, high-wage jobs. Striving for net-zero greenhouse gas emissions.”
The bill calls for a decade-long “national mobilization” towards a climate neutral country. A 100 percent renewable-energy driven power grid. updating ‘smart’ power grids and increasing building energy efficiency.