SNL Uses Porn Star To Help ‘Has Been’ Stars

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Career whore Stormy Daniels is back showing herself off on late-night TV along with some aging stars of comedy I thought had retired.

Saturday Night Live has been running for decades, despite never having met someone who made a point to watch the show. Recently they’ve been dragging out the hooker Stormy Daniels in their continued bid to keep her allegations of Trump’s infidelity on the front burner. Even worse, Daniels is a bigger draw than other comedians and actors including Martin Short and Ben Stiller, since she was the start of the “cold open” last night.

Other guests on the show trotted out after the pornographer included Scarlett Johansson, fresh as one of the dozens of faces in the latest Avengers flick and Jimmy Fallon, who has his own show. I think. I don’t watch any of these people.

In a cringey, unfunny bit, Stormy calls up Donald Trump and the brilliant comedians fold in a storyline about Trump’s lawyer Michael Cohen played by Stiller, and the three of them talk about security and the FBI.

Makes me miss the old days of pie-in-the-face physical comedy, or funny jokes. But SNL hasn’t been funny since the 1990s.

Another actress, Kate McKinnon, known for being a lesbian Ghost Buster played the incomparable Rudy Giuliani.

And because comedy is now politics, it was Martin Short who took on the mantle of Trump’s personal doctor Harold Bornstein.

Two more actresses I’ve never heard of appeared to play the parts of Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Melania Trump as they devolve into a conversation about Omarosa, Mike Pence and whether wives have to testify to the court.

The scene hit on other headlines of the week without making a single funny joke. They touched on Kanye West, and Ivanka and Jared. Haha, Kanye is now Trump’s “chief strategist,” haha wow that’s solid comedy.

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It’s almost eight minutes long. Good luck to anyone who wants to watch eight minutes of trash tier comedy played out by a bunch of CNN suckers raking in millions of dollars pretending to be someone else.

Bonus Joke: Haha, STORMY Daniels, CLIMATE CHANGE!

I’ve met toddlers with a better sense of timing. At least Stormy, with her fake breasts, fake hair and makeup fits in just perfectly with the rest of the clowns.

[READ MORE: CNN visits Strip Club to Expose Stormy Daniels]

Alec Baldwin as Trump

When Trump threw his MAGA hat in the ring, Alex Baldwin was called on to act as the man to impersonate Trump throughout the election cycle.

In February of last year, one month after Trump took the oath of office, a poll showed that SNL viewers were getting tired of the constant Trump bashing.

“…a poll recently revealed that a significant plurality of SNL viewers either never enjoyed the show’s blatant attacks on the U.S. president or have grown tired of them, even if they enjoyed the skits in the beginning.

Nineteen percent of poll participants said they now “would like SNL to focus on something else,” while another 16 percent said they have “not enjoyed the impersonations of the members of President Trump’s administration,” meaning that 35 percent of the poll’s total respondents were in favor of SNL retiring the anti-Trump skits.”

But audience be damned, SNL hates Trump and they’ll continue to rag on him even if it’s not funny and not entertaining. A few weeks after his successful election, Trump tweeted that the show was “totally one-sides” and not “funny at all.”

Last May, Alec tweeted:

I talked with God today.
He told me he wants us to impeach Trump.

In response to all of the SNL parodies, Trump tweeted about “Alex” Baldwin and called him a terrible actor.

Flashback: Norm MacDonald on Hillary

In the 1990s, comedian Norm MacDonald hosted Weekend Update on SNL before being kicked from his position, allegedly for making too many jokes roasting OJ Simpson as a murderer. OJ was friends with the head of the network. While SNL generally prohibits their videos from making it to YouTube, a few of the old gems made it online after being edited a bit. Norm was the perfect person to dig into Hillary at the time, and his analysis of her personality is still spot on, like in this 26 second clip.

Sources: Hollywood Reporter

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