Sex Week At College… Dominatrix, Sadomasochism And More To Be Taught

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One famous college in Illinois is hiring degenerates to lead ‘Sex Week’ activities based around sodomy, group sex and the right way to physically abuse your partner.

Northwestern University is happy to announce that they’ve lost all respect for themselves as the annual celebration of all things intensely private kicks off on campus.

Northwestern University

With over $10 billion in endowment funds, the Illinois University is traditionally affiliated with the United Methodist Church. With over 21,000 students, the school was originally founded in 1851 and they boast two mottos:

Whatsoever things are true – Philippians 4:8
The word full of grace and truth – John 1:14

The school seems to have slipped away from their belief in Christian education because now they’re busy hiring leather-clad whippers to entertain the kids.

Sex Week VS Fifty Shades of Gray

The intent of Sex Week is to fight back against the negative stereotype that kinky relationships means beating women with whips, as is apparently the case in the book/film series Fifty Shades of Gray. There are right ways to whip your partner, and Sex Week with their inclusion of a dominatrix looks to upgrade the way that students look at bludgeoning in romance.

Most adults have no interest in developing the wrist techniques to get the right snapping sound out of the riding crop, so I’m foggy on the need for all this when I know that students should be cramming for exams, not cramming things somewhere else. Here are some of the people and events who will be featured at Sex Week.

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Lady Sophia of Chicago Dungeon Rentals

According to the Facebook event for Northwestern Sex Week, Lady Sophia is a “professional domme” and is an “established sex educator.” On her website she describes herself as “disarmingly seductive” and on her Twitter profile she notes her support for another Chicago dominatrix who forces “the men who hire her to read black feminist theory.” Torture, indeed.

Sexy just ain’t what it used to be.

Free Lube At Every Event

Every event that students attend during this week includes free samples of lubricant and condoms. I can see the point in a school offering free condoms in the age where dorms are no longer gender segregated, but it’d be nice to know which company is sponsoring this event.

[SEE ALSO: 50 Shades of Crap: Being Picky About What You Allow Into Your Brain]

Sexologist Dr. Deborah Caust

‘Clinical sexology’ is apparently an academic discipline. The students could’ve appreciated a trained urologist or an epidemiologist who studies disease instead of a ‘sexologist’. Of course, a disease doctor would probably not prefer to waste their time answering dumb questions about sex positions and would rather talk about the rising rate of HIV infection.

Polyamory Event

Who needs one partner when you can have several?

Brought to you by the same people who are unable to control their feelings about pronoun usage, this workshop will explore all the different ways that several people from all 800 genders can enjoy group sex.

 

Sex Toy Draw at the Masturbation Workshop

Another event invites a “sex educator from Early to Bed (whatever that means)” to discuss “the still taboo topic of masturbation.” As well, one lucky person will walk away with a sex toy. Honestly compared to the dominatrix this isn’t such a strange event.

Sex Week in Ivy League

A sex columnist (?!) at the school paper for the University of Wisconsin-Madison said that it’s “so important” for Ivy League schools to be a “sit of sexual exploration.” Not learning, no, that’s old school. College is for group sex, free lubricant and spending book money on dog collars and horse whips. The columnist, student Samantha Johnson said:

“I think that when there’s silence on campus about sexuality and sexual health, that’s when we see STIs in our community.”

Don’t worry. The college system will collapse in the next ten years.

ALSO: The Ten [Sex] Commandments

Recently the College Magazine demonstrated their need for more Jesus by listing off ten college ‘sex commandments.’

The list asks students to take advantage of free condoms and to use Plan B (a drug that facilitates the abortion of a fertilized egg) if birth control fails.

[SEE ALSO: Erotic BDSM Store Hires 9-YO Boy As New Cover Model]

Recent: Student Sells Virginity For $1.4 Million

Earlier this week we wrote about Jasmin, 26, who has promised her doctor-certified virginity to a Hollywood actor for $1.4 million. But she’s a student looking to pay her bills, so it’s just fine, right?

Sources: Daily Mail, Huffington Post, College Magazine

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