Moby is a ‘Useful Idiot’: Google it

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The rich and famous DJ called “Moby” is telling a bizarre story about President Donald J. Trump.

I have a question for you: When did playing records become a skill you can get rich and become a star for doing? Apparently “Moby” is a big-time, well paid DJ who … um … plays records like the guy you hire for a wedding when you can’t afford a band.

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Well, he’s also a “useful idiot” as the Commies used to call Americans who espoused anti-Capitalism or anti-Americanism – although I can’t see any other country where a guy who plays records could get as rich and famous as “Moby” – one name – as he has in Capitalist America.

I wonder how much he charges to show up and if he spreads that money around to the audience when the party is over? But I digress… Here’s the big headline and keep in mind – this is a guy who plays records for a living:

Moby Says CIA Agents Asked Him to Spread the Word About Trump and Russia

Now you would think if this ACTUALLY happened, a guy who is clever enough to get rich and famous playing records would figure out just how stupid it is and report it immediately to the proper authorities – but no – Mr. Moby, if you will, went in a predictable different way:

Last February, following the Presidential inauguration of Donald Trump, Moby posted on social media claiming to have insider information on connections between the Trump administration and Russia. The producer/DJ said that “after talking to friends in DC,” he had allegedly learned that the Fusion GPS dossier was “100% real” and that the Russian government was “blackmailing” the president.

Now, in a new interview with WFPK in Louisville, Moby doubled-down, saying; “active and former CIA agents who were truly concerned about Trump’s collusion with Russia were like ‘this is the Manchurian Candidate’…”

You know, because Russia is just now getting that film in theaters I guess – on a double-bill with “Jaws.”

Moby also claimed Russian has an agent: ‘The President of the United States.’

I know what you’re thinking: No one, not even snowflake BernieSandersPocahontasHillaryCankles fans would believe this – but believe it, they believe it. It’s Moby for sakes alive – he’s got like, millions of Facebook followers!! And indeed, Moby let them know that’s the reason:

“So they passed on some information to me and they said, like, ‘Look, you have more of a social media following than any of us do, can you please post some of these things just in a way that … sort of put it out there.’”

He added, “It’s really disturbing and it’s going to get quite a lot darker. Like the depths of the Trump family in business and their involvement with organized crime, sponsored terrorism, Russian oligarchs, it’s really dark. I guess we should all, like, fasten our seat belts and hold on.”

Now, to be fair – Moby hasn’t revealed anything that hasn’t already been suggested by liberal conspiracy blogs, but who knows! These are strange times, and according to Moby, they’re only going to get weirder:

“It’s really disturbing and it’s going to get quite a lot darker. Like the depths of the Trump family in business and their involvement with organized crime, sponsored terrorism, Russian oligarchs, it’s really dark. I guess we should all, like, fasten our seat belts and hold on.”

And to be REALLY fair: Moby is desperately looking for attention. It’s trendy for artists to make stupid statements about politics and kids are impressionable, so there you go.

Soooooo, when the Russians triggered Trump with the secret signals or however they do it now, he fixed the financial crisis, grew the stock market, lowered unemployment for minorities to THE ALL-TIME LOW, cut taxes for 80% of Americans, told the press to shove it and played some golf. Those Russians are sure sneaky bastards Moby. .. Moby? yo, Moby..

If you want to kill yourself, don’t. We have to see how this plays out. Because when Millenials start making some good money in about 3-4 years, they’re going to start looking at guys like Moby and going, like, ‘even if Trump is the Munchkinland candidate – you gotta check out my 401k and my new Tesla dude. Screw Bernie and Hillary, they couldn’t beat Trump, so let’s parteee.

HEY – we can even afford a band! Screw Moby!

Source: Spin

 

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