Kids read comics about Superman. Superman reads comics about Nanny Kate :
Yeah, that’s a Chuck Norris fact (joke) but it applies in this case of the would-be theif who gets her ass handed to her by a nanny who lives to protect the house she’s in charge of while the homeowners are away. And wouldn’t you know it – THEY HAD A DOOR BELL CAM AND GOT IT ALL FOR US!
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In a normally quiet neighborhood in Everett, Washington, a loser who can’t keep her hands off other people’s stuff, decided to ruin Christmas for a little kid by lifting a package it from the front steps. Okay, she’s a dumbass wearing high heels – but nonetheless, the nanny, Kate Anderson ,who was taking care of a one-year-old wasn’t about to let Santa Claus come up short.
A camera on the doorbell catches what at first looks like an ordinary package theft, but then Rambo-Nanny takes things into her own hands. Didn’t help much that the getaway car didn’t wait around for Mary Poppins-a-cap in your-ass to probably knock their butts in the dirt too…
Just as the woman throws the package in the car and tries to get in, the driver bolts, causing the idiot in pumps to fall and then; quote; “it was very intense,” said Kate Anderson, the nanny at the home watching 1-year-old baby Desmond, (who slept through the whole thing).
She says the package arrived, and 10 minutes later so did the thieves and Anderson thnks they were following the delivery driver and knew what they were doing. Tanya Smith is the homeowner, mom, and Kate’s friend. “She’s just like a straight baller, she’s amazing and doesn’t take any crap from anybody,” Tanya said.
The package that left with the getaway car was filled with stuff for the 1-year-old. Don’t worry, it’s a happy ending. WATCH:
About eight minutes later, County sheriff’s deputies arrive and arrest the woman and eventuall retrieve the Christmas gifts.
The sheriff’s office identifies the suspect as Rhieanna Schindler, 29, of Everett and states says she had outstanding warrants for drug possession and theft, (there’s a shocker) and has been arrested more than 20 times, since 2010. The sheriff’s office says it does not recommend apprehending or tackling a package thief suspect, and says in this case, it’s lucky no one got hurt. Okay doughnuts – tell that to the parents who have their gifts and the Nanny who would do it all over again.
“I think I would,” she said, laughing. “I didn’t ever feel like she was a threat to me. So I think I would’ve handled it the same way, yes, because it’s just not OK to go around doing that. It’s so not OK with me,” she said.
“It’s pretty amazing what she did, I’m very proud of her, and I’m not surprised,” Tanya said.
Smith’s husband happened to install The Door bell camera just a few weeks ago but never expected to catch criminals in the act. “Maybe we’ll just have to keep Kate as our bouncer keeping our packages and belongings safe all the time,” he kinda joked.
By the way:
Kate Anderson always gets a 21 while playing blackjack no matter how many times she “hits”.
Jack Nicholson tells Kate Anderson that he “CAN handle the truth”.
A Zombie once bit Kate Anderson. It was immediatly healed back to life.. Then Kate Anderson killed him.
Kate Anderson once skipped a rock across the Potomac River, which landed in Washington, as the Lincoln Monument.
If Kate Anderson and The Most Interesting Man In The World had a baby girl it would look like Kate Anderson.
Google was created because Kate Anderson does not have time to answer everyone.
Kate Anderson threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Usain Bolt broke the 100m record by accident because he was trying to run away from Kate Anderson.
Once a cobra bit Kate Anderson’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Kate Anderson can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Kate Anderson knows Victoria’s secret.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Kate Anderson’s PC will crash.
Kate Anderson can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Kate Anderson once went to mars. Thats why there are no signs of life there.
Kate Anderson doesn’t cheat death. She wins fair and square.