A new postage stamp has been released to honor the achievements made by Hillary Rodham Clinton during the time that she was First Lady, but consumers have noticed some major issues.
Claims have been made that the stamp will not stick to envelopes, and mail which has the Hillary postage is being returned to the sender.
After a plethora of complaints were filed, an investigation was launched which came to the following three conclusions:
- The stamp had been manufactured properly.
- Nothing at all was wrong with the adhesive on the stamp.
- People had just been spitting on the wrong side.
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“In a recent interview, Hillary Clinton said that one of the jobs that prepared her to be president was sliming fish in Alaska. As opposed to Bill, who learned by catching crabs in Cancun.” – Jimmy Fallon
“Hillary Clinton is headed to L.A. this month to attend a fundraiser hosted by ‘SpiderMan’ star Tobey Maguire. Hillary is a big fan of ‘SpiderMan’ because he proves that Americans still love sequels.” – Jimmy Fallon
“According to a new poll, the number of Americans who trust Hillary is dropping. Specifically into a hole that Hillary covered with leaves.” – Jimmy Fallon
“Hillary Clinton has temporarily changed her campaign logo to rainbow colors in support of marriage equality. Of course, her idea of marriage equality is both of you should get to be president.” – Seth Meyers
“Hillary Clinton is now in Iowa. She’s spending every waking minute of her day meeting ordinary people, and it’s to prepare her for a job in which she will never again meet an ordinary person.” – David Letterman
“Hillary Clinton announced she’s running for president. Yesterday in Ohio, Hillary popped into a Chipotle and she ordered a burrito bowl with chips and salsa. And on her way out she said, ‘That locks down the Hispanic vote.’” – Conan O’Brien
“Yesterday Hillary Clinton made the big announcement we all knew was coming. She’s going to join the all female cast of ‘Ghost Busters.’” – Conan O’Brien
“Hillary Clinton is now driving from New York to Iowa. It’s been called the least exciting spring break trip in history.” – Conan O’Brien
“They’re talking about putting a woman on the $20 bill. And Hillary said, ‘I’m available.’” – David Letterman
“There’s some kind of a thing where when she was Secretary of State she was using her own email instead of the State Department, and I thought finally, a Clinton scandal the entire family can enjoy.” – David Letterman
“Another scandal for Hillary Clinton — they’re saying she used a private email address when she was secretary of state, which means the government couldn’t archive and preserve her emails. Then Obama said, ‘Don’t worry, we saw them. We see everyone’s emails.’” – Jimmy Fallon
“Hillary Clinton used a private email account to conduct official state business. Experts say that if this violates any federal rules, then she . . . will still be president.” – Jimmy Fallon
“The RNC released its first presidential debate schedule, which includes at least nine debates in different states across the country. As opposed to the Democratic debates, which will just be Hillary staring at her opponents until they burst into flames.” – Jimmy Fallon
“Chelsea Clinton gave birth to a daughter named Charlotte this weekend. Hillary Clinton was really excited until she remembered that you have to be 18 to vote.” – Seth Meyers
“I saw that Hillary Clinton visited the headquarters of Twitter and Facebook yesterday. Hillary would also have visited LinkedIn, but she already knows what job she wants.” – Jimmy Fallon
“In a recent interview, President Obama said Joe Biden ‘would be a superb president.’ In a related story, Hillary Clinton punched a hole in a door.” – Seth Meyers
“Hillary Clinton said she may not run for president because she loves having time to hang out with her friends. Thankfully, most of her friends live in Iowa, New Hampshire, Ohio, Florida, and the great state of Pennsylvania.” – Seth Meyers
“In an interview [Hillary] said that she and her husband were dead broke when they left the White House. Hillary said things were so bad, the two of them needed to share a bedroom.” – Conan O’Brien
“In an interview with Diane Sawyer, Hillary Clinton said she would make her decision on running for president ‘by the end of the year.’ Specifically, the year 1998.” – Seth Meyers
“Hillary Clinton said she wants to travel this year, and won’t make any announcements about her plans to run for president until 2015. When asked where she’ll travel, she said, ‘New Hampshire, Iowa, and maybe spend a few months in Florida.’” – Jimmy Fallon
I hope at least, this humor put a little smile on your face!
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