REJECTED! Sore Loser Leftists Try Moving to Canada. Get Denied For Being Deadbeats…

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By far, one of the most entertaining aspects of the post-election season, are the “threats” from the losing left that they will leave the country. Here’s an idea! Maybe we could start GoFundMe accounts for all these losers?

I’m sure they need it, cash is probably always tight when you’re a constant government mooch.These so-called “threats” have never been more common, or hilarious, than now. Liberals refuse to share our country with Trump, so to retaliate, they put on their pu**y hats, pack their made-from-hemp bags, and strut on their high, non-polluting, horses to the Canadian border. That’ll show all those mean Republicans!

Except, there’s one problem with their master plan…Canada is not interested in overweight career baristas with gender studies degrees…

Liberals attempting to move to Canada because they are unhappy with the election results are discovering that Canada isn’t welcoming them with open arms…apparently, the immigration policies there exclude those who won’t contribute to the economy.

One of the policies of President Donald Trump that has some Democrats claiming they want to jump ship is his pledge to limit immigration from people whose lives in America would be dependent on welfare. Trump promises “extreme vetting” before accepting immigrants or refugees.

But Democrats looking to move from the U.S. to Australia, Canada, and other wealthy English-speaking nations are learning that those nations already have similar policies.

Translation of Canadian and Australia immigration policies: Y’all are freaking losers. Go back to your moms’ basements. You’re America’s problem, not ours. Also, take showers. We can smell you from here. Use real soap. Not the superior feels from which you derive your elitist attitudes.

Well, that’s what Canada and Austrailia would say if they weren’t also imprisoned by politically correct rhetoric. Fortunately, I’m not burdened with such problems.

Of course, while it’s funny that Canada has rejected the rejects, they are still here. In America. Wearing vaginal hats. Opening their mouths to allow the free flow of unending stupid to come spewing out. Here’s looking at you, Ashely Judd.

Bummer. I guess the only way to cope with their presence is by mocking their never-ending stupidity.

To see the look on the leftists’ faces as they’re denied immigration would be better than opening any present on Christmas morning. Right now they are probably whining: “It’s America that’s supposed to be racist, not utopian Canada. If these idiots have nothing to offer but stupidity and more burdens to Canada what makes them think anyone would let them waltz into their country? What do you want to bet that the words “Nazi” and “fascist” are getting thrown around quite a bit, as well?

Leftists may hate to hear it but, honestly, the truth is that having borders and immigration requirements is standard stuff…and it always has been. Come on libs, Canada doesn’t want to inherit more welfare recipients to suckle their teat and protest and smash up all their stuff every time you don’t get your way. My advice? Throw those p*ssy hats on the ground, suck it up and stick around here in the good Ol’ U-S-of-A.

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