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Canadian Pilot Flying Libs Out of U.S. – Hilarious! [Audio]


There was a long list of Hollywood celebrities that said they would move out of the country if Donald Trump was elected president. Both Cher and Jon Stewart said they would go to another planet. Samuel Jackson threatened to move to South Africa. But several including Barbara Streisand, Lena Dunham, Bryan Cranston, Neve Campbell, Raven Symone and Amy Schumer all threatened they would go live in Canada.

Well, Donald Trump was elected President, but I don’t see too many of these Hollywood liberals heading out of town yet. However, for all those liberal Hollywood celebrities who wanted to go to Canada, it seems this would be a fantastic flight for you. Check it out.

H/T US Herald:

Amid the noise of jet engines spooling up came the familiar tone of the pilot’s intercom being triggered. “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking, welcome aboard Trump Flight 1600 with nonstop service to Canada,” the “Trump pilot” began.

“We’d like to welcome all of our celebrity defectors, and we’ll get you out of America just as soon as the tower clears us for takeoff,” he continued.

The “pilot” proceeded to note that once the plane had reached cruising altitude the attendants would come by and collect their U.S. citizenship renunciation forms and would hand out beverages and crying towels.

“Once we reach the drop zone, you’ll be guided to the exit ramp in the rear of the plane where you’ll take a crash course on parachute folding and be jettisoned shortly thereafter,” the passengers were duly informed. “We’d like to thank you for choosing Trump Airlines and hope you have a soft landing. Buh-bye.”

We wish all of you liberal Hollywood crybabies good riddance! But for the patriots who want to stay and help “Make America Great Again”…it’s going to be really “Big League”! Hope you enjoy your flight…outta’ here!


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