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California Secede? Schmell ya’ Later!!


California just made grocery bags illegal and weed legal, but what happens if you are stoned and forget to bring your reusable grocery bags when you go shopping?

As California passed even more gun control and hiked tons of taxes, most of the rest of the country moved the other direction, rejected Hillary’s continuation and basically rejected the liberal state’s ideology.

Now, many in California want the state to secede. The state that singlehandedly handed Hillary her small lead in a physical vote count just can’t comprehend what went on in the majority of the country.


But California has almost identical resources as Texas, and while Texas is flourishing, California is bankrupt.

While California already had the most stringent gun laws in the country, it’s gun crime stats remain the worst of any state. Yet, they thought they needed more. The state desperate for jobs continues to regulate any business out of business. While in the midst of a severe drought, they continue to waste trillions of gallons of freshwater on a minnow and dry up valuable farmland.

As thousands of businesses and millions flee the chaos, California continues the insanity.

So…go ahead and secede! You’re a huge burden on the rest of the country. If not for the founding fathers giving us the Electoral College, you would have made the sole decision for the rest of us to continue your failed policies.

The real problem is that when you leave the Southern California Basin and the San Francisco Bay area, the rest of California is mostly red. Maybe a better solution is to let them secede and let the rest of California do their own thing!

It’s gonna be an interesting 2017, no matter how you look at it. It won’t be boring for sure!

With everyone soooo serious lately – how about a little comic relief?

The Flipside with Michael Loftus makes fun of Joseph Clancy, the head of the secret service. This is one of the funniest skits I have ever seen. With Barack Obama heading out the door, maybe the Secret Service will finally get their act together! If not, Donald Trump will have to say, “You’re Fired!”

Hilarious! Watch:

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Scott Osborn is a Writer, Preacher, Political activist, as well as the Social Media Director for the TV Comedy Show, The Flipside with Michael Loftus. Scott hosts several radio shows, including the wildly popular “Conover U” starring Rodney Lee & the Preacher..

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