Nothing Like a Bunch of Old White Liberal Farts Regulating Cow Farts


If there was ever any question about whether or not California is the “cereal state” – the land of fruits, nuts, and flakes – this will take any doubt away.

California’s controlled top to bottom by very liberal Democrats. They control the state legislature with super majorities in both houses and they don’t call Governor Jerry Brown “Moonbeam” for nothing.

The state-mandated religion in California is environmentalism. Governor Moonbeam has traveled the world over the last half-dozen years promoting all sorts of environmental stupidity. That’s not enough for Californians. Legislature recently passed a law that will require “harmful admissions” to be reduced 40% below 1990 levels over the next 14 years.

This new law puts severe caps on the admission of “greenhouse gases” in California without requiring regulatory agencies to consider how it will affect the economy or state residents. California already has the highest energy costs in the nation and you can expect those to go up dramatically with this new law.

One of the gases that is very highly regulated is methane. The primary source of methane?

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That’s right, that would be cow farts.

Personally, I think that says everything about California that you need to know. A number of states already have “economic development” offices in California. Those offices are promoting economic development outside of California in places like Arizona, Florida, and Texas.

At this point the reasonable thing to do would be for President Trump to sit down with the president of Mexico and just give him land of fruits, nuts, and flakes. That way we could build the wall on the current state border and keep the idiots who continue to vote people like Governor Moonbeam into office out of America.

Last thing we need are these idiots migrating to rational states and bringing their stupid politics with them.

Enjoy your cow farts.

About Author

Michael Becker is a long time activist and a businessman. He's been involved in the pro-life movement since 1976 and has been counseling addicts and ministering to prison inmates since 1980. Becker is a Curmudgeon. He has decades of experience as an operations executive in turnaround situations and in mortgage banking. He blogs regularly at The Right Curmudgeon, The Minority Report, Wizbang, Unified Patriots and Joe for America. He lives in Phoenix and is almost always armed.


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