Wife Claims Pokemon GO Character RAPED Her! She “felt” An Assault

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Sometimes people get lonely, let’s hope they find a better way to deal with it than this lady. When police got the phone call that a woman was raped they took it seriously, that is until they arrived at the scene.

She told officers she had been raped by a giant Pokemon GO character. Police reported that the woman was playing Pokemon GO before she fell asleep, I know sometimes dreams can seem very real, but man, this woman took that to the next level! She said when she woke up she found a huge Pokemon on top of her body, raping her. WOW. Some people have some pretty strange fantasies, I’ve heard of the rape fantasy, but never rape by a Pokemon before…weird.


The woman says the Pokemon disappeared when she jumped out of bed – but says the Pokemon GO app on her phone could still detect the same virtual character’s presence on her bed.
She woke up her husband to tell her what had happened who told police officers that he did not believe her and told her to see a psychiatrist.
Russian news website Bloknot reports that the police did not believe her either and that the woman then went to see a psychic who was unable to help her.
Ivan Makarov, the woman’s friend, said: “She says there are too many Pokemon at her place and even the dog can sense them. She says the dog barks whenever she plays Pokemon GO.”


Her husband finally listened to his friend and in desperation and booked an appointment with a psychiatrist. I feel sorry for officers when they have to deal with these kinds of situations, how do you not laugh?! I’m sure with all the crap police officers are getting these days if they had chuckled at this woman she could have sued and won.


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