LOL: An American, an Italian and a Jihadist Make a Phone Call From the Afterlife


A mobster from the US, a member of the Italian mafa and a Muslim terrorist die and find themselves in Hades.

They’re approached by a demon that says “Before I let you in, I’ll let you make one phone call..

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The American makes his call and afterwards, the demon says “Alright, that’ll be $500.” He reaches into his wallet and gives him all the cash he has.

Next up is the Italian, who makes his call and is charged the same $500. He takes out his wallet and pays the equivalent in Euros.

Lastly, the Muslim terrorist makes a call back home to Afghanistan. After he’s done, the demon looks at him and says “That’ll be 10 cents.”

Both the American and Italian look at each other and complain “That’s not fair! We just paid $1000 and that guy paid 10 cents? What gives?!”

The demon explains: “Both your calls were international. His call was local. ”


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Baron Von Kowenhoven

Baron was just a shy kid with a dream, growing up in the 40's with a knack for story-telling. After a brief career in film, Von Kowenhoven went to Europe in search of fringe-scientific discoveries and returned in the 90's to unleash them on the entertainment and political landscape of America.


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