Charlie Sheen HIV-Positive and Fighting Off AIDS: BREAKING!
The National Enquirer is reporting that Charlie Sheen is HIV positive and is in a deadly fight against AIDS (and before you start snickering, they were the first to report John Edwards was cheating on his cancer-stricken wife, while running for Vice-President of the United States)…
In their world-exclusive the Equirer is now naming the name from their earlier headlined; “Hollywood Superstar’s Desperate Battle With Aids!” – which did not reveal Sheen as the subject.
Bottom line? Decades of debauchery have finally caught up to Charlie Sheen. Or maybe we should check into that whole “Tiger Blood” thing – I don’t know. One thing’s for sure, he ain’t looking too good lately.
In the November 18the issue, The ENQUIRER blows wide open the scandal and coverup.
It’s the culmination of a dogged 18-month investigation that has uncovered how television’s one-time highest paid star potentially spread the devastating virus to dozens of unsuspecting women.
Sheen, 50, has already begun a regimen of medication meant to counteract the effects of the disease, sources said.
“Charlie’s outlook is positive,” said one informant, in an act of pure irony.
… No truth at all to the rumor that his new show “Two-and a 1/2 T-Cells” has been put on hold…