Maybe She Felt He Spent too Much Time Talking Out His A**?


Cathriona White was Jim Carrey’s girlfriend. She said goodbye to her followers on Twitter the other day …


… and killed herself.

If you’re looking for a sensitive obituary, stop right here.

The ex-girlfriend of Jim Carrey who killed herself after splitting with the star was a Scientologist who was taking an intensive ‘survival’ Scientology course, can reveal today.

Cathriona White, 30, who is originally from Ireland, took classes at Scientology’s Hollywood Celebrity Center and was working on her ‘objectives’ in the ‘Survival Rundown’.

The make-up artist split with the Hollywood actor, 53, last week and was found dead at home in California on Monday after an apparent drug overdose.

She’s been dating Carrey since 2012, it’s been an on-again-off-again relationship.

Cathriona’s friends say that they were concerned about Cat dating Carrey again,’ said Ortega.

‘But they were assured by Scientologists they knew that Cat was emotionally prepared for the challenge of dating Carrey because, they said, ‘She had just finished the Purif and was doing her objectives.’

So much for the assurances of Scientologists and their Purif.

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Michael Becker is a long time activist and a businessman. He's been involved in the pro-life movement since 1976 and has been counseling addicts and ministering to prison inmates since 1980. Becker is a Curmudgeon. He has decades of experience as an operations executive in turnaround situations and in mortgage banking. He blogs regularly at The Right Curmudgeon, The Minority Report, Wizbang, Unified Patriots and Joe for America. He lives in Phoenix and is almost always armed.


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