Idiot Who Calls Police and Says He’s “Too High” Found in Pile of Doritos
The cops showed up at this idiot’s Austintown, Ohio home and found him on the floor, in the fetal position, surrounded by … Doritos, Goldfish, and Chips Ahoy cookies.
He said he couldn’t feel his hands.
Here’s the 911 call …
He can probably feel his hands now, or at least his wrists from the handcuffs, but he’s also got charges pending for possession of drugs and paraphernalia.