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There is Something in This Australian Toilet That Will Kill You


Going to the toidy will never be the same.

Oh, and I’m NEVER going to Queensland.

Australian Chris Devon, from Townsville, received a call from a man in Kelso on Thursday morning who had discovered a large coastal carpet python wrapped up inside his toilet cistern.

Mr Devon said the snake made its way into the bathroom through the ceiling after it pushed a vent out of the way.

The shocked resident said his toilet had been playing up so he had taken the lid of his toilet system, allowing the snake to creep in and cause havoc with the plumbing.

Since I’m a “just in case” kinda guy, I’m not going in the bathroom without my Glock anymore, especially in an Australia.


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