‘PIZZA RAT’ DRAGS AN ENTIRE SLICE DOWN SOME STAIRS IN NEW YORK
Rats are filthy creatures, especially those living beneath the steps of the First Avenue L station in Manhattan. That doesn’t mean these little varmints aren’t capable of making us laugh, though.
Case in point: this video of a pre-mutated Master Splinter trying to bring food home to his sons. Obviously, ninjutsu skills don’t transfer to foraging, because this story ends with the rat not getting the cheese. How are we supposed to “Cowabunga!” to that?
Unfortunately this is what’s going on in New York! Rats are SO bad in NY that Comrade deBalsio has a “Rat Squad” and even offers a three day “Rat Academy” to the public. Just this year, Mayor deBlasio approved a $2.9 million rat budget. Can you imagine? New York even has a “rat czar”.
When you think of “rat race” think New York City! ….and
Written by Nancy Hayes
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