Rich white kids can be thugs too. And we’ve got four of ’em who should do serious jail time instead of fraternity time.
The backstory is pretty simple. Four punks who grew up in a wealthy Chicago suburb, were honor students at an exclusive high school, and were planning on going to exclusive colleges (one is my alma mater) decided they’d steal a bike.
They found an ad on Craigslist for a bicycle, $500 and being sold by a young man to pay HIS college tuition. They set-up a meeting, showed up in a Mercedes SUV, beat the seller with baseball bats and a metal pipe and pepper sprayed him.
The jerks told the cops they were trying to retrieve a stolen bike. And the moon is made of green cheese.
In court the tough guys broke down and cried. The judge asked for Kleenex for them and bound them over on $75,000 bail.
The victim of the attack suffered minor injuries.
We’re going to find out if Chicago doles out different kinds of justice for the kids of rich, white Democrats. If these punks were from the South Side, they’d be on their way to stretch in a State Prison.
These idiots should be headed to the same place.
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