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Bruce Jenner Comes Out as a Woman… And a Conservative Republican Christian


Bruce Jenner finally revealed he identifies as a woman in his Friday “20/20” interview but that didn’t shock anyone. What did was an announcement most viewers weren’t prepared for: He’s a Republican:

Bruce Jenner, regarding his gender identity, told Diane Sawyer that; “For all intents and purposes, I’m a woman.” Jenner said telling his children about the decision to come out as a woman was one of the most difficult things he’s done.

He told his daughter, Casey Jenner that; “It’s not that I’m trying to dress up like a woman, it’s that I’ve spent my whole life dressing up as a man.”

Bruce also said that he is attracted to women and is not sexually attracted to men, stating; “I am not gay. I am, as far as I know, heterosexual. I’ve never been with a guy.”

Okay. Bruce Jenner says he is a heterosexual woman who is attracted to women? That’s not making sense to me, sorry. Not trying to be cruel here. You want me to understand, and the only way to do that is to ask questions.

But if you are a woman, attracted to women, you’re not heterosexual. Are you? And if the woman you’re with is attracted to you (another woman), she’s not hetero either, is she? Bruce is getting breast implants, which in a heterosexual world, are intended to attract men. This I know.

Perhaps this is the transgendered world I keep reading about where you just can be anything and the rest of us smile and go on with our lives. Again, I’m not trying to be cruel and I don’t care if you call me a hater, because I’m not. The truth is, do your thing, man – but lower your expectations.

My guess is Bruce isn’t going to be much happier as a woman or at least being convinced he’s a woman now. A pair of boobs brings its own set (pardon the pun) of troubles, buddy and if you think chasing women was tough in the past, try it with a skirt and high heels on.

I do know this: Once Bruce became a woman, he became a horrible driver. So maybe there’s something to this transgender thing. I don’t know. And I don’t care. And you should be happy I don’t care.

Everybody leave everybody else alone. Except if it’s to make fun of them. Laughter makes the world go round. That, and chasing women. Don’t believe me? Look at the length some people go to.


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Baron Von Kowenhoven

Baron was just a shy kid with a dream, growing up in the 40's with a knack for story-telling. After a brief career in film, Von Kowenhoven went to Europe in search of fringe-scientific discoveries and returned in the 90's to unleash them on the entertainment and political landscape of America.

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