You surely remember the “Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy,” right?
Well friends, we’re here to tell you that the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy is still alive and well. It’s working overtime to keep the “most qualified woman ever” out of the White House, and shut up in the house in Chappaquiddick baking cookies and serving tea.
Hillary’s problem is that the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy that is out to get her is not headed by your faithful Curmudgeon. Today’s VRWC is under the thumb of none other than Barack Obama’s puppet master, Valerie Jarrett.
According to Edward Klein, author of “Blood Feud: The Clinton’s versus the Obama’s,” Jarrett delete the details of Hillary’s private email server to the New York Times. In addition to the leak, the State Department has launched a series of investigations into Hillary’s conduct while she was Secretary of State. They are reportedly looking into her use of her State Department expense account, various disbursements of funds, her contacts foreign leaders, and her possible collusion With the Clinton Foundation.
According to insiders there are six separate probes into Hillary’s actions as Secretary of State.
Needless to say former Womanizer in Chief, Bill Clinton, is not a happy camper. We’re guessing it might take three or four 20-year-old interns to get his blood pressure down.
The Clinton’s in the Obama’s are not friends. It could be said they hate one another passionately. Jarrett will be the point of the spear to take Hillary out. She was furious before the midterms complaining that the Clinton’s were turning congressmen, senators, governors, and grassroots party members against Obama by portraying him as an unpopular president. Valerie wants blood.
“Obama and Valerie Jarrett will go to any lengths to prevent Hillary from becoming president,” a source close to the White House told me. “They believe that Hillary, like her husband, is left of center, not a true-blue liberal.”
If she gets into the White House, they believe she will compromise with the Republicans in Congress and undo Obama’s legacy.
“With Obama’s approval,” this source continued, “Valerie has been holding secret meetings with Martin O’Malley [the Democratic former governor of Maryland]and [Massachusetts Sen.] Elizabeth Warren. She’s promised O’Malley and Warren the full support of the White House if they will challenge Hillary for the presidential nomination.”
We just love the smell blue blood in the water. This will be really ugly. But hey, with Hillary, Valerie, and Michelle involved how could it be anything else. Pass the popcorn.
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