Woman Takes Her Clothes Off, Climbs Up The Chimney, And You Can Probably Guess What Happened Next


No day is complete without a story straight from the “weird and wacky” file, and this one here is a real humdinger.

A California woman recently decided to strip naked and climb down her ex-boyfriend’s chimney. You can probably take a stab at what happened next.

Normally, this kind of thing would be sort of shocking, but nothing is surprising when it comes to California.

From TPNN:

From the “You-Just-Can’t-Make-This-Stuff-Up-Department,” sounding like a script written for a TV sitcom, comes this story out of Woodcrest, California, in which firefighters had to rescue a 35-year-old naked woman, feet literally dangling out of the fireplace, who was stuck in her ex-boyfriend’s chimney at around 5:00 a.m. on Saturday.

The ex-boyfriend, Tony Hernandez, perhaps embarrassed, “didn’t want to show his face on camera,” CBS Los Angeles reports.

Things that make you go, “huh.”

It’s not clear what exactly the lady was trying to accomplish by coming down the chimney, especially without clothes on.

Perhaps a divine spark of inspiration hit her to build a new naked chimney sweeping business?

Or maybe she’s just crazy, loco, out of her mind, and is stalking this guy and his kids.

My bet is on the latter.



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Michael Cantrell

Michael Cantrell is a conservative journalist/blogger with over 8 years of professional writing experience writing for some of the largest publications on the Internet. He has participated in several campaigns to repeal Obamacare, worked with Tea Party candidates running for Congress, and more. Michael is a staunch constitutionalist and lover of American history.


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