I SHALL saunter into my oval office by noon every single day unless I have a golf game or beer summit scheduled.
I SHALL meet with my cabinet members for 15 minutes on the third Thursday of odd numbered months, unless Valerie (Jarrett) won’t let me.
(Why would low-income families want 40-hour work weeks when they can just can kick back and enjoy my freebies of food stamps, welfare, and T-shirts?)
I SHALL designate March as “Jon Gruber Month” to honor him for collapsing Obamacare and guaranteeing achievement of my ultimate goal: single-payer Medicaid coverage for all Americans (except my elite friends).
And what about plans for Al Sharpton, Putin, Bibi, and the T-Party? Does Obama plan to become the lifetime president of his own country, the Socialistic Democratic Country of Amerika? CLICK HERE to read the entire column at TheBlaze.