ON THE FIRST DAY of Obamacare,
Barack promised me . . .
“Keep your doctor and your healthcare, Yes-sir-ee!”
ON THE SECOND DAY of Obamacare
Jon Gruber assured me . . .
“My plan will save you tons of mon-ey.”
BUT THEN . . . ON THE 1,721ST DAY of Obamacare,
My mailman brought to me . . .
A $6,000 deductible on my healthcare po-li-cy.
ON THE 1,722ND DAY of Obamacare,
The IRS threatened me . . .
“Pay your healthcare tax or we’ll come after thee.”
ON THE 1,723RD DAY of Obamacare,
Michelle yelled at me . . .
“No more colas that are su-gar-eee.”
ON THE 1,724ST DAY of Obamacare,
Gruber boasted proudly . . .
“You bought into my scam, so stu-pid-ly.”
ON THE 1,725TH DAY of Obamacare
Five million illegals danced in glee . . .
Singing “gracias” for healthcare sub-si-dies.
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