Police in Port St. Lucie, Florida have arrested a man who allegedly stole a chainsaw from a lawn equipment store. Surveillance footage captured the alleged shoplifter attempting to conceal the chainsaw under his shirt and down his pants. (Nov. 12)
Why is the word ‘allegedly’ used, when the man is caught on video AND he is wearing chainsaw shaped clothes when arrested? Oh, yeah. Politically correct terminology. Give him the benefit of the doubt . . . just in case he was using his shorts as a shopping basket to transport the merchandise to a cashier in the parking lot.
Have you ever noticed the dumbest crime stories come from Florida? Yeah, me too.