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Islamist Fatwa Alert: ISIS Demands Golf Courses Not Be Touched


707px-Barack_Obama_playing_golfAt a very contentious board meeting, leaders of the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria issued a new fatwa. The Islamist butchers of ISIS are still determined to bring death and destruction to America, but with one exception. Golf courses are not to be harmed under any circumstances.



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Baron Von Kowenhoven

Baron was just a shy kid with a dream, growing up in the 40's with a knack for story-telling. After a brief career in film, Von Kowenhoven went to Europe in search of fringe-scientific discoveries and returned in the 90's to unleash them on the entertainment and political landscape of America.

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