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Independence Day for America and France Worship Day for liberals


Independence DayOn Independence Day, conservatives will eat hot dogs and hamburgers. Liberals will eat tofu dogs. While the national anthem is playing, liberals will try not to get caught singing the national anthem of France. They will also try not to look or act French in public. 

Unlike Michelle Obama, I have always been proud to be American. Unlike her husband, I believe in American exceptionalism. Unlike Palesimians, the fireworks set in America by Americans will be for something positive, without the intent to injure innocent human beings.

To those living in America who do not like it here, get out. Leave. You detract from this country anyway. If you cannot be happy here you will not be happy anywhere.

God bless the USA and God bless the people worldwide who love this country and appreciate it for what it is and always has been, not what they want to turn it into.

God bless our troops and their families.

For the rest of us who work to make this country great, who want to work hard rather than demanding free stuff from others, God bless you and thank you for what you do. You’ve earned it.


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Baron Von Kowenhoven

Baron was just a shy kid with a dream, growing up in the 40's with a knack for story-telling. After a brief career in film, Von Kowenhoven went to Europe in search of fringe-scientific discoveries and returned in the 90's to unleash them on the entertainment and political landscape of America.

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