TSA: Zero tolerance, zero intelligence

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sock_monkey2We don’t begrudge post-9/11 efforts by the NSA, CIA, FBI or even the peeping-tom-gropers over at TSA to keep America and Western Civilization safe from Mohammed Attas and Underwear Bombers.

But we weren’t aware of the threat from solid-barrel (can’t fire a projectile) 2-inch-long toy guns for sock-puppet Rooster Monkburn, cousin of John Wayne’s Rooster Cogburn who, after all, helped win the West in the first place.

Well, at least the sock-puppet entrepreneur wasn’t arrested by the PC police for inter-racial monkey business:

Gamecock Sand Lapper

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