I think it’s a man’s right to shoot whatever animal he wants. That includes deer, moose, and any stoned punk who tries to bash your head into a concrete sidewalk. That’s why I was surprised to learn about the uproar surrounding the celebrity hunter, Melissa Bachman, who went to Africa to slay the ultimate prey: a lion.
This hunt was part of a secure, hunting preserve program that provides meat to local impoverished residents. These hunting preserves have helped promote the vitality of wildlife in Africa by providing a sustainable outlet for those who wish to hunt exotic game. Still, liberals are doing what they do best: whining.
In Genesis, God gave man dominion over animals. You think GOD’s direct word on the matter would get the Left to shut up, but nothing is sacred with the folks who say it’s totally cool to kill an unborn kid and totally wrong to shoot a big cat.
I plan to order me some lion steak right now. You know why? Because there is one thing I like to dine on more than liberal tears. It’s lions today, deer tomorrow. It’s time we stand up for the right to hunt!
One more thing, you can take your “petition” to keep Melissa Bachman out of South Africa and shove it where the sun don’t shine!
More info about this hunt can be found here… and make sure you show them your support!