Yes, despite multiple reports from mainstream media outlets including CNN that Aaron Alexis blasted his way into the Washington Navy Yard with the poster-gun of leftist ecstasy – the dreaded AR-15 rifle – he in fact took advice directly from our own Uncle Joe Biden and got a shotgun, entered the facility with valid credentials and proceeded to kill and maim his innocent victims.
From the moment the first body hit the ground, the liberal media swelled with frenzied visions of angry-white, Tea Party, Republican, Right-wing, Obama-hating, racist, RedState, Limbaugh, TedCruz, Hannity, NRA, Halliburton, White-Hispanic, Texas, SarahPalinRonRandPaulCheneyPleaseLetItBeAConservativeForOncePleasePleasePlease…
Wrong again, Feinstein breath..
Aaron Alexis was a liberal, Obama-loving, Democrat. With a shotgun, Joe. Whoops.
And he’s black, which I mention only because if he were white it would be reported along with every other part of the man’s description and everybody knows it. Not in a racist, white people are bad way, just as part of his height, weight, build, etc. I’m sitting there on the day in question and Eleanor Norton Holmes, the FBI agent in charge and a few other officials are holding the first press conference and they’re giving these strained descriptions of the guy – except for his race – which tells me the guy has to be black. If he was Hispanic, Asian, White, Purple – they’d say so. I’m not sure, but I believe they were still looking for him, or at least looking for a possible second shooter. What is wrong with reporting his full description? Are we all of a sudden going to go off the deep end and join the Klan if they report the guy’s race? What about when they get a photo of him? Will we know then or will they just have an outline?
Okay, here you go – this is how our mainstream media would report it on planet Bizarro:
Aaron Alexis, a black, Obama-supporting, liberal-Democrat who remarked on a number of occasions to his best friend that he agrees with the policies of Barack Obama, shot up the Washington Naval Shipyard and massacred at least twelve people because he’s completely off the rails. The fact that he played violent video games obsessively means nothing.
What’s important here is that there are a hell of a lot of people who knew for a fact he had no business being on that facility at all – much less after he was fired – because he was a psychopath who had violent thoughts and heard voices. He’s a disgruntled former Navy reserve who quit because he said he didn’t like to get out of bed in the morning, in typical liberal fashion.
Alexis had supposedly converted to Buddhism, because let’s face it, less commandments to follow – but even his attendance to that faith had fallen off. After all, Buddhism has a strong ban against alcohol and violence and Alexis regularly proclaimed a love for Heineken and always carried a gun.
In a nutshell – you’ll pardon the pun – just another in a recent string of serial murderers who identify with the Democrat Party and the Obama Administration. This is Blitz Wolfer, reporting from NCC, Planet Bizarro. Night-Good.
His mom and dad knew it. The Navy knew it. The company that fired him the Friday before and somehow “forgot” to disarm his pass into the facility (the Hilton manages to do that with your hotel key three seconds after you check out!) knew it. So why are we talking about these murders? Because everybody’s afraid to grab a mental case like this and say; “the guy’s nuts – grab ’em!”…
Okay, so that came out wrong, but you get the picture. Political correctness – not AR-15’s – are killing people en mass these days. In other words, it’s not a gun problem we have, it’s a nut-job problem. And they aren’t even the problem – it’s the people who are paid really well who are supposed to be dealing with the nut-jobs. The psycho at Fort Hood went in and laid it out for those PC mental health idiots and they let him kill anyway. Now this guy gets to do an end run when there were more red flags raised then a May Day parade in Volgograd.
Political Correctness is lying. Political Correctness is not being enlightened or smart or clever. It’s a fancy way of saying “I’m being dishonest.” And it does nothing but get society in trouble because it serves to make things worse because without honesty, the real problem never gets solved because it never gets discussed. It’s like being an alcoholic and never admitting that alcohol is the problem. Blaming these shootings on guns is like blaming drunk-driving deaths on GM and Ford. I’ll leave Honda out of it, they make a great car. Rides like a frickin’ magic carpet. I’m not kidding you, I traded in a Porsche for my Accord and the Honda is a superior vehicle in every way, except that thing about the women. But I digress..
Anyway, screw you mainstream press. Now that we know Aaron’s an Obama lib, it’s the last we’ll hear about him personally, trust me. Damn I miss my Porsche.
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