MotherJones: Republicans can’t make fun of our idiots

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Episode 18,430,965 of the “It’s keen and clever if Democrats do it, but it’s THE CRIME OF THE CENTURY IF REPUBLICANS DO IT” show. Produced by MotherJones.com, in association with Slate, ABC-NBC-CBS-CNN-MSLSD-NYT-WP, the Democrat National Committee, and of course, the thugs, commies, crooks, tax-dodgers, and brick-shooting non-basketballing hoop-wannabes at Obama, Inc.

So. Let’s say I’m a currently sitting U.S. Senator. Let’s say that a fairly large-name Hollywood actress with some local cache has proposed herself as a potential to run against me in the next election. Let’s also say that this actress is a crazy person. And I mean by this that she mind-melds with unicorns and sees pink soda fountain butterfly rainbows in the sky. She has made public and private statements that leave you just shaking your head. Seriously troubled and delusional, and I’m not certain as to whether fame and fortune drove her to it or whether her very eccentric artistic brain was what made her a success. It’s hard to say with the Hollywood bunch.

Palin-bashing for me, no Judd-bashing for thee
Anyway, I am this Senator, and it does not pay to ignore famous potential challengers, no matter how loony. My staff and I certainly will discuss potential strategies, and the strengths and weaknesses of my opponent. Is that unreasonable?

Well, it is, if I’m Republican Mitch McConnell, and you are Mother Jones (find your own link). If my staff finds humor in this fun-for-the-whole-family-ball-of-yarn which is Ashley Judd, you think I am some kind of criminal if I don’t shush them? Heck no, I’m going to be laughing right along.

If you do a web search on the terms “MotherJones” and “Palin”, you will find that when the target is a Republican, MotherJones has no sympathy for the person they apparently believe to be unhinged and delusional. They are relentless in berating Sarah Palin. But Ashley Judd, who barks at passing cars? Oh no, you Republicans can’t have a little fun with that. You can’t even point out the obvious – that she’s an idiot – much less formulate campaign strategies that address that. Oh no. You BAD, BAD Republican!

Illegal recordings for thee, not for me
The McConnell camp has called in the FBI to investigate illegal recording charges. The recordings of a private meeting are plainly illegal, unless it turns out that one of the participants did the recording. Perhaps still illegal, depending on where this happened. Forgetting that the comments made about Ashley Judd were standard fare and nothing special, you can’t make those recordings. Beyond that, it is despicable to publish them, and use them to cast aspersions. MotherJones claims moral high ground here, because…… well, I suppose because they’re no less delusional than Ashley Judd.

Meanwhile, Slate magazine (again, no link) seems very put out – I mean, their panties are ALL bunched up – that the McConnell camp has called in the FBI to investigate, and keeps using the term “bugged” to describe what happened. Hmmm. What would you call it? “Enhanced interviewing”, perhaps?

So it’s to be torture then?
Keep living that dream, kids. We’ll quit making fun when you quit running idiots at us — Anthony “Check My” Weiner, Shotgun Joe Biden, Hank “Guam Tipping Over” Johnson, Diana “One Use Only Magazines Clips …..SQUIRREL!!” DeGette, Jesse “Can I Buy Me a Senate Seat” Jackson Jr, Kathleen “Wow, this Obamacare is a little more complicated than I thought” Sebelius, Elizabeth “Me Indian. How!” Warren, and I could keep going awhile….

The real question is this: You found much humor in Sarah/Bristol/Trig. Why aren’t you laughing now?

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11 Comments
  1. Andy Withers says

    Yep, it’s an attack using humor that scares these dem-weasels the most… Like seeing themselves skewered on SNL or on Leno’s show or wherever. And as this article so clearly outlines, there is SOOO MUCH Pulitzer-class material just sitting out there waiting to be plucked. Hell, they could do 10,000 words on Doggie Wassermann-Snotz, ALONE!!!

  2. Tonto says

    Does anybody except the one(s) that made it know who did the act of recording? It was an embarrassment to everyone and nobody did it. Must not have been a suicide bomber. They always have somebody to take credit for their deeds.

  3. hijinx60 says

    Hey, you left out Al Franken. He used to act like a comedian, but when elected we found out he was a joke.

  4. iBaconi says

    The most interesting thing about all this is the propagandia response to it. No mention of the illegal, unscrupulous method in which it was collected (well.. a few lies trying to make it appear legal, which it obviously wasn’t). Just those damn Republicans laughing at this poor lady… Hell, you know those damn Republicans, they’re probably heterosexual AND CHRISTIAN!!! Horrors!!

  5. Michael says

    The only way they can win an argument is with their own “special” rules, just like their liar-in-chief.

  6. RAS says

    Well said, sir! I applaud you. It is sad thay people like Judd can represent any segment of our population! How can anyone brush aside crazy like that? Cause that woman and some of the others you mention are bat-sh!t-crazy! Yet some get re-elected and one is the Vice President! Unbelievable unless you are living through it!

  7. TruthorConsequences says

    Humor is the key. It will make you dangerous to the unicorn and rainbow crowd. Those that mind-meld with unis don’t have a sense of humor, they are just devoid. It is sort of like their craniums, just take the “de” off.

    Some may have been smoking colored bath crystals. Oh well, that is the way it is in the Land of Fantasmagoria.

  8. $28109413 says

    You forgot Debra (I’m screaming for a makeover) Wasserman Schultz…

  9. John Kupka Jr says

    The entire Dumbocrat party is built upon hypocrasy.

  10. Roy Vance says

    How can one be courteous to those who continue to profane upright, conservative, hard-working, grass roots people?

    1. 7papa7 says

      You would think they would be courteous to the conservatives. They are the ones that work and pay for their leaching off the government. Hey it’s mother jones and they have no concept of reality.

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