Gun Control Giveaway!

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At JoeForAmerica.com, we recognize that there are those who don’t want to receive a scary looking weapon like an AR-15 rifle as a prize. We have arranged for another giveaway for gun-control proponents, members of congress, and chronic bedwetters alike.

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In honor of those who are frightened of AR-15s, JoeForAmerica.com is giving away a 41 week supply of Depend Incontinence Products to the lucky man or woman who wins this drawing.

If you support Americans’ right to voluntarily disarm themselves for the convenience of criminals and the police state and want a chance to win this one, simply register below by submitting your email address. That’s it. Good luck!

Entries must be received no later than midnight on April Fools Day, 2013.

After submitting your entry, you will begin receiving complimentary updates from Joe for America!

Contest Rules:
No purchase necessary. Contest void where prohibited by law. One entry per person. To enter this website’s contest fill out the online entry form before midnight on the date listed above. Chances of winning determined by the number of entrants. Mail-in entries will not be accepted. Duplicate entries will be discarded. Incomplete entries will be disqualified. To be eligible to win, entrants must be U. S. citizens, residents of one of the fifty United States or the District of Columbia, and be at least 18 years of age. The prize, as described above, will be awarded to a single winner as the only prize in this contest. The winner will be selected in a random drawing held on or after the deadline listed above. The winner will be notified by e-mail and must submit their choice of Depend® Silhouette® Briefs for Women, Depend® for Women Underwear, Depend® Adjustable Underwear for Men and Women, Depend® Protection with Tabs for Men and Women, Depend® Real Fit® Briefs for Men, Depend® for Men Underwear, Depend® Guards for Men, or Depend® Shields for Men.

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10 Comments
  1. Jacob R says

    Nicely played Joe. Nicely played…

  2. hijinx60 says

    If I won an AR-15, I wouldn’t know whether to shiite or go blind !

  3. Guest says

    I am very happy with the AR-15 giveaway, well, because I won it and I am very happy about it and eagerly awaiting the prize. I only fired an M-15 once and that was in 1970 I believe and back then it was a toy gun, all plastic and I could not zero that rifle in for anything. But now they are well made and beautiful. Plus with all the crap going on in the world today, that rifle will be a God send to protect me and mine and my country if it ever came to that. Color me very Happy!

    1. Larry Stewart says

      Congratulations! I won a BPM Ar15 from the Va. Gun Owner’s Coalition last month! God bless America!

  4. jim says

    Funny stuff Joe, Depends on if your a bedwetting gun grabber… Lol I want to win the AR 🙂

  5. Carline D. Long Jr. says

    Yeah Joe, I had kind of hoped i was going to win!

  6. rjjc says

    how did you find out who won?

    1. Beaglescout says

      I have not seen an announcement of who won yet. Since the AR contest ended at midnight last night I’d expect it will take a few days to go through the legalities and announce the winner.

  7. Alan C Rhine says

    What the Anti gun supporters wont need incontinent supplies because they believe it covered by Obamacare NOW AIN’T THAT A BUNCH OF SHIT

  8. Brad says

    I’m VERY disappointed with the AR-15 giveaway….disappointed I didn’t WIN! 🙂

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