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Jim Carrey is taking a lot of heat over his video mocking gun owners and the late Charlton Heston, but is resolute in his attack on the NRA and Second Amendment advocates…

… But check out the guns on Jenny McCarthy…

 

Bill and Melinda Gates, are offering a $100,00 grant to find; “anyone — students, scientists or entrepreneurs” to reinvent and develop a superior condom…

… Let’s just hope they don’t mix that up with “building a better mousetrap”… ouch!

The contest, made available by Gothamist, is looking for an inventor to develop “the next generation of condom,” with a design which will be more desirable to use and still protect against pregnancy…

… Trojans being compromised by Microsoft – isn’t that the other way around usually?

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In clinical trials run by Amgen, a genetically modified version of herpes simplex 1, the virus that causes cold sores, were found to shrink tumors of the deadly skin cancer melanoma…

… A bittersweet discovery for the cast of “Jersey Shore”…

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Margaret Cho says she was forced to cover up her full-body tattoos at a Los Angeles Korean spa because management said they offended fellow patrons…

… If they were worried about offending customers, Shouldn’t they have asked Margeret to put duct tape over her mouth?

Kinky emails sent to a lobbyist by New Jersey Democrat Assemblyman Joe Cryan have been obtained and made public. The messages graphically described his lust for bondage, oral sex and spanking…

… The safe word was ‘tax the rich.’

Russian billionaire Boris Berezovsky left no suicide note when found dead inside a bathroom at his English country mansion. Police said there was no evidence a “third party” was involved…

… I guess he had nothing to live for, except taking baths in $1000 bills and sleeping with British models…

 

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2 Comments
  1. June Gagnon says

    NJ Assemblyman Cryan needs a “fist in the face and a kick in the asterisk” and then have his computer cables “cut off”!

  2. violater1 says

    Jim carrie is nothing more than a demented mentally backwards useless piece of dog manure! Oh how he gladly takes money from those that pay to see him perform! I have always considered him on the retarded side of entertainment and have never wasted my money that would give him personnel gain! But considering that he gladly takes your money in our great Country just to turn his back on that for which it stands! I only wish that Mr. Heston were alive and well to kick carries proverbial assss! He is a disrespectful low life that has never contributed his all in service of this Country and he hangs with a bunch of brain dead drug using addicts that are hoping that they can get their sleeze obama to supplythem with free drugs which am sure will be coming soon since cell phones are no longer popular with his sleezie followers!

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