Everyone knows American actor, director, producer Laurence Fishburne. Fishburne’s popularity ballooned with the role of Morpheus in the Matrix trilogy. What if I told you he had a daughter,….and what if I told you that same daughter…has a history of run ins with the law.
In Matrix, Morpheus says to Neo, “Are you listening or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?” Funny, but that same line could have been uttered by those passing by Montana Fishbourne on I-95 in Fort Lauderdale at 2 AM after she recently rear ended a Range Rover and was pulled over for driving under the influence.
What if I told you, Montana had an open bottle of wine in the car, her breath reeked of booze, she peed on the side of the road, and even flirted with the cop before using the wrong ‘race’ card on the policeman. Yeah, one classy lady right? Now, if you’re Neo…you can “take the blue pill and the story ends here”. Or as Morpheus says, you can decide to “take the red pill and stay in wonderland and see how deep the rabbit hole goes”.
H/T Conservative Tribune:
When police officers pull motorists over, especially at night, they never are quite sure who they might encounter, or what sort of state that person is going to be in.
Florida Highway Patrol Trooper Juan Pinzon pulled over a car on suspicion of drunk driving on March 11 on Interstate 95 near Fort Lauderdale and the driver was none other than Montana Fishburne, the daughter of Oscar-nominated actor Laurence Fishburne, the U.K. Daily Mail reported.
During the stop, Fishburne was acting very drunk, according to the report. At one point she attempted to play the race card by complaining about President Donald Trump.
“In the situation we’re going through with Donald Trump,” she stated. “As a Latino American to another Latino American, I would appreciate if you could show me the exercise correctly so I can do it correctly.”
“That would make me feel better because I really don’t like the political situation in America,” she said.
The only problem is that Fishburne isn’t actually Latino, though Pinzon is. Her attempt at connecting over politics didn’t influence Pinzon at all.
After that failed, Fishburne declared that she needed to urinate, so she walked over the guard rail, pulled down her underwear and proceeded to relieve herself.
“I really need to pee,” she said before she walked to the guardrail. “And I will pee right here on your car. That’s not a problem. I just need to sit down.”
You can watch the video of the stop here.
To his credit, Pinzon didn’t lose his temper with Fishburne at all during the ordeal. Surprisingly, Fishburne actually didn’t act aggressively towards the officer at all — she just acted incredibly drunk.
The Florida Highway Patrol trooper wrote in his report, he smelled a strong odor of alcohol on Fishburne’s breath,…”noticed an open bottle of wine on the …floor, and the two front seats were splashed with a purple liquid with a strong odor of alcohol.” He also reported Fishburne was “incoherent” and failed a series of field sobriety tests.
Montana Fishburne is one very, lucky, young woman – only her car sustained extensive damages. Her passenger and Fishburne were unhurt, maybe arrested, but not hurt. She’s very lucky no one in the other vehicle was killed or seriously hurt.
Sure Fishburne blew the breathalyzer test with probably a .18 or .17, twice as much as the legal limit in Florida. She was definitely “wasted” and should not even have been on the road, let alone driving on a Florida Interstate.
Let me give you one piece of advice…and I’ll be honest…drinking and driving kills. And, next time you want to play the ‘Trump card’…at least use the right race. Latino? Seriously?
This is Montana Fishburne’s 3rd run in with the law in Florida. In 2009, she was arrested for prostitution and in 2010, battery and false imprisonment. It seems Ms. Fishburne moved to Florida a couple years ago after a career as a porn star and stripper in Texas. Evidently Montana wanted to be more like Kim Kardashian, you know…start a career in the sleaze industry and then move on to become a “famous actor”.
Well, let’s be honest…she’s at least half-way there.
On a final note….to Montana…
“…it is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.” – Matrix
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