Funniest Fake Story of the Year: Podesta: Retarded Hillary “Smells Like Boiled Cabbage, Urine & Farts”

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The Podesta story went viral quickly before it was discovered to be false, but it is so funny that I just have to share! It purported that a newly leaked email from Hillary Clinton’s Campaign Manager John Podesta is titled “Hillary actions / unpleasant odor.”

But the “WikiLeaks” email was fake and did not come from WikiLeaks!:

“People tell me that Hillary is acting ‘like a retard’ since her head injury,” wrote Podesta on March 22, 2015. “Frankly, considering her normal behavior, I’m surprised anyone noticed! (this is a joke!) Have someone talk to her doctor and see if there’s anything he can give her.”

“Also, I’ve noticed she’s had an ‘odor’ lately,” he continued. “It reminds me of a combination of boiled cabbage, urine and farts. I’m guessing it’s either connected to her fall or simply the fact that she rarely bathes.”

“Outside of encouraging her to take a shower once in a while, I don’t know what to do about this. — any suggestions would be appreciated.”

A newly leaked email from Hillary Clinton’s Campaign Manager John Podesta is titled “Hillary actions / unpleasant odor.”

Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction. This time, the fiction sounded so real! Why? BECAUSE most of the stories coming out of WikiLeaks that are REAL are just as Hillarious!

While false, this story could have very easily been true! Seriously!

These are true:

BREAKING: Huma – “Hillary still not perfect in her head.”

BREAKING CNN: Hillary Clinton’s Confidants Think She’s “Nuts and Secretive.”

Hillary to HANDICAPPED Children: “Get Those F*cking Retards Out of Here!”

Hillary Turned WiFi Off on Campaign Plane as FBI Story Broke: Reporters in the Dark!

BOMBSHELL: Wikileaks Exposes Hillary’s Substance Abuse Problem

WATCH: Hillary Calls Black Waiter the ‘N-Word’

and this one:

BREAKING! New FBI Sources: Hillary WILL Be Indicted! Clinton Foundation Charges Eminent!

So why should Podesta saying Hillary “Smells Like Boiled Cabbage, Urine & Farts” seem unreasonable? It doesn’t seem unreasonable at all to me! But of course, what difference does it make?

 

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Scott Osborn is a Writer, Preacher, Political activist, as well as the Social Media Director for the TV Comedy Show, The Flipside with Michael Loftus. Scott hosts several radio shows, including the wildly popular “Conover U” starring Rodney Lee & the Preacher..

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