VIDEO OF THE DAY: WORM PORN? IS THAT A THING? ** VERY SFW

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The video has me creeped out, but what people are saying about it completely cracks me up! … I guess it’s worm porn, but don’t be watching it for the wrong reasons..

Here IS SOME BACKGROUND AND SNIDELY COMMENTS:

Worms have a very interesting method of reproduction. There are no male and female worms – all worms are the same and each produce both sperm cells and egg cells.

That’s what divorce feels like according to my uncle….lol

When a worm is mature and ready to reproduce, it finds a partner worm. They line up head to head attaching themselves together at the clitella (the thick light colored band around each mature worm) and mucous is secreted..

Now that’s what I call a deep throat. Ladies and Alex, if your BJs aren’t like this, you’re wrong ????????????????

The sperm cells are exchanged by the worms through this mucous. After the worms separate, the clitellum on each worm secretes albumin (similar to egg-whites) which hardens to form a cocoon.

that penis just ingested another, less alpha penis. ????

The worm backs out of the cocoon-sort of like pulling a shirt off over your head. As the cocoon slides over the worm’s head, sperm and eggs that have been stored in that area of the worm’s body are squeezed out from small pores in the worm’s body into the cocoon.

The amount of empathy I just felt for a worm… As if they hadn’t been dealt a shitty enough hand, this thing has to exist just so in their measly existence they can have nightmares too haha

The cocoon detaches from the worm. The ends close up sealing the eggs and sperm into the cocoon. Fertilization takes place in the cocoon and usually 2-4 baby worms develop in each cocoon.

Gross! But awesome! Poor worm though, rip all the worms sucked up by leeches.

The cocoon may hatch in a month if conditions are good. If it is too dry, or cold, or hot, or whatever, the cocoon will become dormant like a seed and will not hatch until conditions are better.

Anyone else have that moment of “wtf am I watching” that comes on after just a few seconds of the video.. but you just can’t stop yourself from watching it. And when the video finally finishes you ask yourself “wtf did I just watch”…no? Just me?… ok

Sometimes animals swallow worm cocoons and the cocoons pass through the animal’s digestive system. Then they are “pooped out” in the animal manure some distance away from where they were swallowed.

I’d rather watch someone get major surgery. This made me feel sick to my stomach..

This is one way worm populations spread to new areas.

Who ever played that high pitch synth for the music in the background needs to be punched in the face with a spiked glove, repeatedly

Reproductive Rates
Here are the reproductive rates of Eisenia foetida (Red Wiggler Worm) from an excellent reference book “Biology and Ecology of Earthworms” by C.A. Edwards and P.J.Bohlen.

Each worm produces 3-4 cocoons per week
Approx 83% hatch.

wtf have I just watched and why do I feel that worm all over me

Approx 3 worms emerge from each cocoon.
It takes 32- 73 days for a cocoon to hatch.

I swear to god that poor worm at the end had eyes ????

It takes 53-76 days for the baby worm to mature and be ready to reproduce.

I just feel real sorry for that worm. He had a wife, 3 kids, and another on the way. My Boy was on his break from work when he turned into the wrong hood and a Blood came up and killed him. RIP to Big Worm.

 

Indeed…

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Baron Von Kowenhoven

Baron was just a shy kid with a dream, growing up in the 40's with a knack for story-telling. After a brief career in film, Von Kowenhoven went to Europe in search of fringe-scientific discoveries and returned in the 90's to unleash them on the entertainment and political landscape of America.

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