For the majority of decent human beings out there when they come upon a war hero’s memorial, they are respectful, they don’t rudely step on the graves, they usually quietly reflect on the brave soldiers that have made sacrifices to preserve our freedoms.
But, not everyone on the planet has common sense, or a brain for that matter. A woman named Kelly Martin, decided to show the dead soldiers who fought for her ungrateful ass exactly what she thought of their personal sacrifice.
She squatted her fat naked booty above a war memorial in broad daylight, publicly exposing herself to everyone walking by, and urinated. If that was bad enough, once just wasn’t enough for her to adequately express her sentiments apparently. She couldn’t keep away, she returned to the scene of the crime yet again in June, while out on bail for her first offense.
However, Martin desecrated the memorial during a very sacred time in England, as locals were mourning the 100th anniversary of the Battle of the Somme, where more than one million men were wounded or killed, making it the bloodiest battle in all of human history.
The jobless mother-of-five was brought before an extremely pissed judge, who decided to throw the book at her this time, handing down a seven-month sentence for her disgusting antics.
“Each of these offenses is so serious that only a custodial sentence is appropriate,” Judge John Lodge said during sentencing. “The two cases of outraging public decency involve urinating on a war memorial. Inevitably war memorials were constructed at the center of towns and villages so on a daily basis people could be reminded of the sacrifices made by people who died….What makes your case particularly bad is having been caught doing it one time, when the nation was commemorating the worst battle of the First World War you were caught doing it again in the middle of the day.”
The alcoholic skank was also found guilty of assaulting a paramedic that same day, after throwing an empty bottle of Smirnoff vodka at his head, then proceeding to rub her naked butt against his leg. After the judge informed her of her sentence, she just had just two words for the courtroom before she was led out in cuffs: “F*** this!” she screamed.
The prosecuting attorney revealed even more disturbing events from that day, he said the woman exposed herself to young children before dropping her pants.
“The officer described her has having a beer in her hand and struggling to pull her trousers up, the officer then said he was disgusted and shocked to his core that someone could be so offensive.”
Hopefully, this disturbed, poor excuse for a human being learns her lesson, but for one local Army veteran, he felt like the sentence handed down by the judge was way too light.
“I’m disappointed by the sentence that the judge gave but his hands were tied, he had no sentencing guidelines to work with,” Army vet Kenneth Campbell said. “And that is why we will petitioning to have it put on the statue books, it needs to be put in black and white and made a crime on its own.”
It’s very disturbing how much society has regressed, there seems to be no sacred honor for anything anymore. I’m sure this woman’s ancestors must be rolling over in their graves right about now, covering their faces in shame.
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