Man Reported To Police For Revenge Farting!

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Men do a lot of stupid things when they don’t get their “cookie”. Next time you don’t get sweet lovin, take it from this man…DO NOT FART. The man had visited a woman’s home in Laholm Sweeden, and when his sexual advances were denied, the police report states he ‘revenge farted’. Here’s to hoping they didn’t eat Mexican food that night before they came back to her place.

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The pair, who are reportedly not in a relationship, had previously discussed having sex before meeting in her Laholm flat on Sunday night.

However, on the night in question, she made it clear that she did not want to have sex with him at that point in time.

This disappointed the man who farted – and left the flat, writes Hallandsposten.

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Allegedly, the flatulence disturbed this woman’s peace of mind. When the police showed up she told them it made her flat smell very bad. Wow! This would be an embarrassing situation. Especially during a job interview, how would you explain it when they ask why you have a criminal record? “This criminal record won’t affect my job performance because it was only revenge farting…” I don’t think I’d show my face for a long time if I were this guy.

OMG! Pretty sure I watched this video at least 20 times…

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