Get ready folks! Transgender bathrooms and bathroom bills were just the tip of the iceberg. Next thing you know, we’re going to see restaurants with water bowls for “human cats”, “human dogs” and “furries”. That’s right! It’s coming.
Nano, a 20-year-old Norwegian woman, claims, “I was born in the wrong species.” She believes she is trapped in a human female body instead of a feline female body. According to The Daily Mail she hisses at dogs and says her night vision and sense of smell is better because she is really a cat. She even meows in “cat language.” Nano is on the lower budgetary scale of species transformation, however.
Jocelyn Wildenstein, the billionaire who likes to be called “Catwoman,” spent nearly $4 million to look feline.
Another is Tom, or “Spot” as he likes to be called, who spent over $5,000 to become a dog. Tom says, “Being a dog is a chance to relax, to unwind, and just be happy and playful — things most adults have very little time in the day to do.”
Oh, but wait…there’s more!!! We now have a T.V. show coming called the “Secret Life of Human Pups”. That’s right! We have stooped to a new low level of liberalism, weirdos and insanity!
So we have the woman who turned herself into a cat. The man who turns himself into a dog. A show about humans as dogs and…”FURRIES”. What are “furries” you ask?
“FURRIES” are people who believe they are polar bears, coyotes, foxes, ostriches, raccoons, or wolves.
Vanity Fair‘s exposé is one of the best explanations of the “furries” phenomenon. Furries are, “a group of people who like things having to do with animals and cartoons.” One person explains,
“They put little bears with sweaters in our cribs. We have cartoons where rabbits make us laugh. Shirts with little alligators on them. Anthropomorphic animals are part of our culture.”
The theory behind “furries” is that they were heavily influenced by cartoons, comic books, and breakfast cereal as a child, and when they grew up they found other people like them on the Internet. Vanity Fair explains:
There are many kinds of furries, but they all seem to have a few things in common. Something happened to them after a youthful encounter with Bugs Bunny or Scooby Doo or the mascot at the pep rally. They took refuge in cartoons or science fiction. After being bombarded by tigers telling them what cereal to eat, camels smoking cigarettes, cars named after animals, airplanes with eyes and smiles, shirts with alligators, they decided their fellow human beings were not nearly so interesting as those animal characters.
But it wasn’t so liberating, having these intense feelings, when you thought you were the only person on earth who had them. The second big revelation for most furries came when they got on the Internet. Not only were there others like them, they learned, but they were organized! They started having conventions in the early 90s. Now, such gatherings as the Further Confusion convention in San Jose, California, and Anthrocon in Philadelphia, attract more than 1,000 furry hobbyists apiece. There are other conventions, too—even summer camps.
Check this out:
The furry group even has its own customs and language. “Yiff” means sex, “yiffy” means horny or sexual, and “yiffing” means mating. “Fur pile” denotes a bunch of furries lying on top of one another, affectionately, while skritching. “Spooge” is semen—a possible outcome of a fur pile. A “furvert” is anyone who is sexually attracted to mascots and such.
INSANITY OR JUST WEIRDOS??!
I don’t know about you, but this is beyond playing “dress up” as a kid. This is people who prefer to transform themself not from a man to a woman or woman to a man, but from a person to a cat, dog or “furry”. When is this liberal insanity going to stop?! Enough already!
Humans are NOT cats, dogs or birds, but Homo sapiens! God did NOT create you to be something else! If God wanted you to be another animal, he would have made you that way!
How far are we going to put up with this LBGQT self-identifying nonsense? Halloween comes around once a year for a reason.
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