You’ve just got to admit that Barack Obama has one heck of a sense of humor. The guy must crawl in bed at night and laugh himself to sleep. He’s spent the last six years thumbing his nose at Republican Congresses with no penalty. He does whatever he wants and his friends in the Republican “leadership” stand around with their hands in their collective pockets.
And then there’s the wool he keeps pulling over the eyes of the “black community.”
One of his long term goals has to be making sure the next generation of blacks stays on the Democratic plantation. One way to do that is to give them role models who will keep them there.
“Rick Ross” is one of those guys. His real name is William Leonard Roberts II and he’s a rapper. Rap is the “entertainment” of choice for the up-and-coming members of the plantation community. He’s got awards and more money than even Barack. Mr. Roberts took his stage name from a famous drug dealer, the guy who started the crack cocaine epidemic in this country, “Freeway Ricky Ross.”
I mean, really, rapper Rick Ross is a hero, a real role model in the plantation community. The kind of guy you want your kid to grow up to be.
The rapper in question has more in common with Freeway Ricky than you might imagine. That common thread would be jail time.
Freeway did a very long prison stretch for his crack dealing and not too long after he got out he got arrested again last October. He’s currently out on bail.
Speaking of bail, we’ve got Mr. Roberts. He’s currently out on $2 million bail because he pistol whipped his gardener. Yep, his gardener.
But Barack isn’t going to let a little thing like a felony assault and battery charge stand in his way of keeping “his people” in line. No sir.
Barack invited Rick Ross to the White House. He’s involved in a White House program called “My Brother’s Keeper” designed – ostensibly – to keep kids in the plantation community out of jail. Now you can see why Barack would want a guy like Rick Ross, right?
Anyway, Barack had just finished reading the speech from his teleprompter and …Wait! What’s that noise? Where’s the Secret Service?
Turns out the loud noise was the alarm in Rick Ross’ ankle monitor. It went off to show “the community” just what kind of guy he is. A stand up criminal, just like his namesake, Freeway Ricky.
Barack’s kind of guy.
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