Calling Huma Abdeen!
Do you know where your Weiner is?
Could he be in Seattle?
This guy is known to the media in Seattle as the “masked masturbator.” Apparently Anthony has learned some things since his last run-in with the media. If, of course, it’s really Anthony.
Seattle police are seeking the public’s help in identifying a suspected serial masturbator who publicly pleasures himself while disguising his identity with a makeshift ninja outfit.
Cops first learned of the masked pervert in January, after a woman called 911 to report that a man was “masturbating outside the front door of her home.” Cops responding to the scene were unable to locate the suspect.
Residents of the targeted home are University of Washington students who say that they have “heard suspicious sounds outside their house on several occasions,” according to cops. Investigators believe that the masked masturbator may have been at the residence four times over the past several months.
Could this be linked to stress from the FBI investigation targeting Hillary and Huma and their emails? Was Huma sending Hillary classified pictures of Anthony’s … well, you know. Does Trey Gowdy have the pictures? How about the judge? The “masked masturbator” is fuzzed out – so to speak – in the picture, could Huma’s emails possibly identify the culprit as her Weiner?
Time will tell. Maybe.
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