Jedi Cruz: The Constitution Strikes Back

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With Jedi about to take over the all-time box office, you can certainly understand everyone wanting to get on the bandwagon!

This video certainly has a lot of fun with Star Wars and the upcoming election. My favorite part is the RINO bodyguards. How true that is?

Reading other current political articles, you may find others who compare the Jedi order to the Democratic party. They both have a utopia view of government where everyone gets along.

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As “The Force Awakens” breaks box office records nationwide, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) Star Wars video satire, The Constitution Strikes Back: The Cruzade, is going viral on You Tube. The three-minute video features Ted Cruz as a Jedi warrior whose mission is to unite Republicans and reclaim the Constitution of the United States. The video opens with the following text crawl:

IT IS A DARK TIME FOR THE REPUBLIC. A DECEPTIVE AND RADICAL DONKEY HAS SEIZED THE CAPITAL AND SHREDDED THE CONSTITUTION. A POWERFUL REBEL WARRIOR MUST ARISE TO UNITE THE ELEPHANTS AND SAVE THE NATION….

In September of 2013, I watched transfixed as Senator Cruz stood before the U.S. Senate for almost 24 hours as he filibustered against “Obamacare.” Cruz argued eloquently that the law was blatantly unconstitutional and would cause great harm. He explained that national health care was simply a tool for the radical left to transfer wealth and control voters, rather than advance public health. At the end of his speech, Cruz drew a parallel between his fight against the Left and the Star Wars epics. “Just like in Star Wars movies, the empire will strike back. But at the end of the day, the rebel alliance, the people will prevail,” he proclaimed. Cruz had just founded the anti-establishment movement in America!

When I heard the Star Wars references, I envisioned Ted Cruz as a Jedi rebel warrior who could save America from the Progressive abyss. This was the one politician who could unify American in a rebellion to reclaim the Constitution. Over the next two years, I observed closely as Cruz passionately insisted the Constitution was the law of the land and it must prevail.

When I saw movie trailers appear for the new Star Wars film, “The Force Awakens”, I felt Ted Cruz should star in the movie. Knowing Hollywood was unlikely to cast the Texas Senator, I produced my own Star Wars video starring Ted Cruz, The Constitution Strikes Back: Episode VIII, The Cruzade, a cutting edge 3D animation. 

In the video, Senator Cruz receives a Constitution from outer space that turns into a light saber. Riding a regal elephant across America, Cruz unites the elephants, the Republicans, leading them to Washington to save America from destruction at the hands of the evil donkeys, the Democrats. Along the way, Cruz defeats the RINO’s, the establishment Republicans who are protecting President Obama!

Continue reading: Breitbart

It is so hard to tell if Obama is the clever planning wannabe Emperor or the complete incompetent who is just good at speeches.

Either way we know he is certainly good at lying.

About Author

Jay Taylor is Senior Vice President of Political Strategy at Liberty Alliance and a graduate of West Virginia University with an MBA and Computer Engineering degrees. Jay oversees the popular websites Conservative Byte and Patriot Update.

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