43 Year-old Virgin to Lose Virginity With Bionic Penis

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Happy New Year.  We don’t know if the fellow in question is the $6 million man.

[An Australian] man fitted with a bionic penis after his was ripped off in a childhood accident is poised to lose his virginity at the age of 43.

[He will lose his virginity] in the next few days with sex worker Charlotte Rose after a dinner date.

[He], who lost his penis when he was six in a car accident, said: “I have waited long enough for this — it’ll be a great start to the new year. My penis is working perfectly now so I just want to do it. I’m really excited. I can’t wait for it to finally happen.”

[He] first had surgery to fit the eight-inch bionic penis in 2012, but it has only been fully functional for a few months.

Here’s Charlotte.

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She’s reportedly not charging him.

We’re offering this as a cultural phenomenon and mostly passing on the opportunity for Bruce Jenner donor jokes.  Feel free to have at it in the comments, but they are monitored and non-family-friendly comments will be removed.  And donated to the Australian new site.

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Michael Becker is a long time activist and a businessman. He's been involved in the pro-life movement since 1976 and has been counseling addicts and ministering to prison inmates since 1980. Becker is a Curmudgeon. He has decades of experience as an operations executive in turnaround situations and in mortgage banking. He blogs regularly at The Right Curmudgeon, The Minority Report, Wizbang, Unified Patriots and Joe for America. He lives in Phoenix and is almost always armed.

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