Happy New Year. We don’t know if the fellow in question is the $6 million man.
[An Australian] man fitted with a bionic penis after his was ripped off in a childhood accident is poised to lose his virginity at the age of 43.
[He will lose his virginity] in the next few days with sex worker Charlotte Rose after a dinner date.
[He], who lost his penis when he was six in a car accident, said: “I have waited long enough for this — it’ll be a great start to the new year. My penis is working perfectly now so I just want to do it. I’m really excited. I can’t wait for it to finally happen.”
[He] first had surgery to fit the eight-inch bionic penis in 2012, but it has only been fully functional for a few months.
She’s reportedly not charging him.
We’re offering this as a cultural phenomenon and mostly passing on the opportunity for Bruce Jenner donor jokes. Feel free to have at it in the comments, but they are monitored and non-family-friendly comments will be removed. And donated to the Australian new site.
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