The Dog Ate the Global Warming and Other Hilarious Excuses for Why There Has Been No Actual Warming in 2 Decades

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Those using the Global Warming and Climate-Change mantra have huge ideas about how to use it to create social, economic and political change and their motive has nothing to do with the environment.

For years The Hockey Schtick has been compiling a list of excuses that the Global Warming Alarmists make for the fact that all warming has been stopped for at least two decades and possibly almost three.

The list of 66 hilarious excuses includes recent scientific papers, media quotes, blogs, and related debunkings.

Those using the climate-change mantra have huge ideas about how to use it to create social, economic and political change and their motive has nothing to do with the environment.

Those using the climate-change mantra have huge ideas about how to use it to create social, economic and political change and their motive has nothing to do with the environment.

While Al Gore has been claiming that the sky is falling because of Global Warming, new evidence on ‘the pause’ says it hasn’t warmed 19 years at surface and 16-26 years at the lower troposphere.

Here are some of the best of the  29 32 36 38 39 41 51 52 63 64 65 66 excuses used by the Global Warming Alarmists for the 18-26 year statistically significant ‘pause’ in global warming, : 

In honor of the 30th anniversary of Back to the Future we have the time travel excuse:

51) If our models could time-travel back in time, “we could have forecast ‘the pause’ – if we had the tools of the future back then”

The problem is that it looks to me like the whole time has been on pause, they did not have to forecast, we were there!

Then there is  the “Well, we really don’t have enough data to predict pauses…excuse”

46) We don’t have enough data of natural climate cycles lasting 60-70 years to determine if the “pause” is due to such natural cycles:

“If the cycle has a period of 60-70 years, that means we have one or two cycles of observations. And I don’t think you can much about a cycle with just 1-2 cycles: e.g., what the actual period of the variability is, how regular it is, etc. You really need dozens of cycles to determine what the actual underlying variability looks like. In fact, I don’t think we even know if it IS a cycle.

No kidding. I think we have been saying for a long time you have been claiming the sky is faulty on incomplete , faulty, and manipulated data! Thanks for finally admitting it!

Imagine that! Al Gore lied, and he knows he lied!

Imagine that! Al Gore lied, and he knows he lied!

Of course there HAS to be “The Dog Ate My Homework! Serious!!

2) Oceans ate the global warming [debunked] [debunked] [debunked]

They get rather obvious:

26) The climate is less sensitive to CO2 than previously thought

Less sensitive enough that there has been no global warming almost the whole time they have been claiming man is heating up the earth at alarming rates!

It has to be the fault of a conspiracy between the Sun and earth’s volcanoes. #TeamSun!

37) As soon as the sun, the weather and volcanoes – all natural factors – allow, the world will start warming again.

Bring on the sports excuse!

We were actually saved from catastrophic global warming by fans doing “The Wave” in stadiums all over the world!

9) Stadium Waves

If it was not so serious, it would be comical.

There are literally trillions of dollars involved in this huge scheme. From the fear of global catastrophe, an incredible multitude of unnecessary regulations have been enacted.

Those using the climate-change mantra have huge ideas about how to use it to create social, economic and political change and their motive has nothing to do with the environment.

…And Al Gore has become very, very, very, very, very, very wealthy.

But the whole scheme is based on literally thousands of lies and deceptions.

The biggest lie is 98% Scientists DO NOT Believe in Man-Made Climate Change. That is the HUGE mantra! They say there is an overwhelming 98% absolute consensus on behalf of the world’s scientists that man is causing the earth to boil.

What they fail to tell you is that 98% comes from a total equation of 75 out of 77 climate change scientists!!!

Did you know that the "98% of scientist agree with Man-Made Global Warming actually consists of 75 out of 77 scientists that actually took the 2 question survey?

Did you know that the “98% of scientist agree with Man-Made Global Warming actually consists of 75 out of 77 scientists that actually took the 2 question survey?

Serious! Read about it.

Only with Common Core math can you make 75 scientists equal 98% of the entire scientific community!

Al Gore claimed that the seas were going to rise and islands would disappear! There were actually 35 lies in his movie “An Inconvenient Truth.

In fact, in October 2007 the High Court in London had identified nine “errors” in Gore’s movie that were so outrageous that it caused a major upheaval when they wanted to show the movie about climate change in their secondary schools.

Of course with all that money he is making on this hoax, I guess he has to lie at this point:

It is well known that scientists were fudging the data on the temperatures.

A new Gallup poll reveals that only 32% of the public are worried about it a “great deal.” That is back to the level we found in the 80’s which of course was on the heals of the failed Global Cooling hoax.

70 percent of California’s rainfall “washes out to sea” every year

70 percent of California’s rainfall “washes out to sea” every year

The damage being done in the name of climate-change is horrendous.

California is dumping a trillion gallons of fresh Water in the ocean to protect their “Canary in the Coal-mine” of Global Warming”…drumroll…. the Minnow!

Yet they are in the “disaster zone” of a water shortage and 1/3 of the San Juaquin Valley Farmland has no water.

Only liberals would declare a water shortage disaster after spending years dumping good, fresh water into the ocean to protect a non-endangered bait fish.

The water is being allowed to just run off the mountains, through the river system, through the delta, and out into the ocean. The water is being reserved for the little Delta Smelt, a three inch bait fish, that was not endangered species list.

Presidential hopeful Carly Fiorina recently weighed in on the subject. She said that as a result, 70 percent of California’s rainfall “washes out to sea” every year…California is a classic case of liberals being willing to sacrifice other people’s lives and livelihoods at the altar of their ideology. It is a tragedy,”

Devon Nunes also stated in an interview along side Paul Rodriguez, “There’s a half a million acres of farmland, it’s bigger than the size of Rhode Island, that’s now dry because of these fools!”

California is dumping trillions of gallons of fresh water into the ocean, creating a man-made disaster, to protect an non-endangered bait fish.

California is dumping trillions of gallons of fresh water into the ocean, creating a man-made disaster, to protect an non-endangered bait fish.

The Climate Change, Save the Whale, Hug the Tree, Save the Baitfish crowd consistently uses a false narrative to to accomplish their political agenda. Now scientists are predicting a 35 year mega-drought in the West.

When does the madness stop?

Environmental and endangered species laws are being used to force a political agenda, and in the process, doing severe damage to our country.

Filmmaker David Spady is working on a movie to highlight the travesty. No Water. No Farmer. No Food. reveals the extent to which both rural and urban populations rely on the nation’s agricultural industry.

David Spady reports that,  “California’s man-made water crisis led to $2.2 billion in losses, water rationing, rising food costs, and the destruction of small family businesses.”

This is a must watch trailer. David does a great job of framing the problem.

 

 

 

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Scott Osborn is a Writer, Preacher, Political activist, as well as the Social Media Director for the TV Comedy Show, The Flipside with Michael Loftus. Scott hosts several radio shows, including the wildly popular “Conover U” starring Rodney Lee & the Preacher..

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