5 Reasons I Don’t Leave the House on Black Friday


Mrs. Curmudgeon and I actually did some Black Friday shopping this past weekend.  Online.  My blood pressure only went up twice, both times the result of talking to idiots at various customer service departments with questions about stuff we were planning on buying and didn’t because I couldn’t get a straight answer about things like “how big is the shipping container?”  (It was furniture.)

Notice to Target!  Fix your customer service or I won’t even go in your stores anymore.

Anyway, here five clips from Black Friday.  Bookmark this page just in case you forget by next year.

First up!  It’s an OSTER!! something or another…

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About Author

Michael Becker is a long time activist and a businessman. He's been involved in the pro-life movement since 1976 and has been counseling addicts and ministering to prison inmates since 1980. Becker is a Curmudgeon. He has decades of experience as an operations executive in turnaround situations and in mortgage banking. He blogs regularly at The Right Curmudgeon, The Minority Report, Wizbang, Unified Patriots and Joe for America. He lives in Phoenix and is almost always armed.

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