Idiot Who Calls Police and Says He’s “Too High” Found in Pile of Doritos


The cops showed up at this idiot’s Austintown, Ohio home and found him on the floor, in the fetal position, surrounded by … Doritos, Goldfish, and Chips Ahoy cookies.

He said he couldn’t feel his hands.

Here’s the 911 call …


He can probably feel his hands now, or at least his wrists from the handcuffs, but he’s also got charges pending for possession of drugs and paraphernalia.

Oh well.

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Michael Becker is a long time activist and a businessman. He's been involved in the pro-life movement since 1976 and has been counseling addicts and ministering to prison inmates since 1980. Becker is a Curmudgeon. He has decades of experience as an operations executive in turnaround situations and in mortgage banking. He blogs regularly at The Right Curmudgeon, The Minority Report, Wizbang, Unified Patriots and Joe for America. He lives in Phoenix and is almost always armed.

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