Hookers For Bill Have Changed Their Tune

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I don’t recall ever seeing a “Hookers for Bill” movement. That’s probably because I seriously doubt Bill Clinton ever paid for it. He just took what he wanted.

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Just ask any of his victims lined up behind his chief enabler.

Anyway, at least one group of hookers, the girls at Carson City, Nevada’s Moonlight BunnyRanch, have come out for Hillary.

They like her positions on entitlements and they like her foreign policy experience. I’d be willing to bet any one of the girls at the BunnyRanch is a better negotiator than Hillary, how’s that Russian Reset working out?

More interesting than ‘Whores Whillary’ is Dennis Hof, the owner of Moonlight BunnyRanch. All the girls at the BunnyRanch are self employed and hence they get no benefits. Hof is changing that and we’re not talking about medical care or vacations.

The owner of the Moonlite BunnyRanch, a legal whorehouse in Nevada, has announced that he will pay down student loans for new sex worker underlings.

Like any successful pimp, brothel owner Dennis Hof has attached a few conditions to his generous offer. In a nutshell, though, Hof says he will make matching payments equal to the amount each woman earns prostituting herself.

The offer is good for up to 60 days of hustling at the legendary publicity hound’s bordello just outside Carson City. Also, the women must have attended accredited two-year or four-year universities.

Hof apparently has lots of experience working with college girls.

“I had a University of Michigan cheerleader named Krissy Summers come to the Bunny Ranch a few years ago after she was $40,000 in debt with student loans,” the procurer and author of “The Art Of The Pimp” said in a statement. “She paid them all off in two months. She even ended up liking the business and staying long enough to fund her graduate studies.”

He even works with local colleges and universities, thanks to the “social science” departments and their “professors.”

Hof added that he is able to hire local college girls thanks to sociology professors who bring classes to his house of ill repute to observe.

“Each year a couple of the students end up coming back to fill out applications. I never forget a pretty face, and when I see the girl working as one of our legal prostitutes and I ask her where I know her from, she always says ‘the sociology department’s field trip!’” Hof said.

The owner of the Moonlite BunnyRanch, a legal whorehouse in Nevada, has announced that he will pay down student loans for new sex worker underlings.

Like any successful pimp, brothel owner Dennis Hof has attached a few conditions to his generous offer. In a nutshell, though, Hof says he will make matching payments equal to the amount each woman earns prostituting herself.

The offer is good for up to 60 days of hustling at the legendary publicity hound’s bordello just outside Carson City. Also, the women must have attended accredited two-year or four-year universities.

– See more at: http://www.teaparty.org/hookers-4-hillary-get-hot-student-loans-123975/#sthash.ZBp1B2nS.dpuf

Am I shocked that hookers would support Hillary? Hardly. They have so much in common. Why wouldn’t they support her?

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Michael Becker is a long time activist and a businessman. He's been involved in the pro-life movement since 1976 and has been counseling addicts and ministering to prison inmates since 1980. Becker is a Curmudgeon. He has decades of experience as an operations executive in turnaround situations and in mortgage banking. He blogs regularly at The Right Curmudgeon, The Minority Report, Wizbang, Unified Patriots and Joe for America. He lives in Phoenix and is almost always armed.

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