This is a cute story about a cute furniture store where Satan apparently not only writes the little instructions on how to put an end table together, but also sets policy on beheadings inside the showrooms.
According to Swedish newspaper Aftonbladet – On Monday a 57-year-old Swedish woman and her 22-year-old son were stabbed and killed, with one of them actually beheaded by an Eritrean Muslim asylum seeker in the nation’s largest branch of IKEA.
Security camera footage from the brutal attack reportedly shows the 35-year-old man grabbing two knives from the kitchenware section just before two shoppers are attacked. Then this happened:
The suspect had met with migration officials just hours before the attack, and was soon to be deported. Too late for the woman and her son. But not too late for IKEA to take bold and swift action:
The Swedish retailer announced it will, for the time being, no longer sell kitchen knives in the store.
News Agency AFP reports Swedish police have been “tight-lipped” over suggestions that the killer shouted “Allah Akbar” before the attack.
But we really wouldn’t want to bring that up. Neither should we mention that IKEA stores are gun-free zones. And I guess after this last attack, they’re going to be knife-free as well.
… at least no one could ever simply walk into an IKEA with a knife. Or go to the “As Is” department and crush someone with a crappy wood veneer amoire…
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