Joke of the Day: The Best Obama Joke. Ever. [LAUGH!]

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Comics don’t do jokes about Obama because they’re too afraid or too liberal. But I found one. A good one:

So enjoy and start the morning off right! H/T ObamaforDummies

> Bob: “Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?,

> Jim: “You mean the Mexican gun running?”Barack Obama

> Bob: “No, the other one.”

> Jim: “You mean SEAL Team 6?”

> Bob: “No, the other one.”

> Jim: “You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?”

> Bob: “No, the other one.”

> Jim: “You mean voter fraud?”

> Bob: “No, the other one.”

> Jim: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”

> Bob: “No, the other one.”

> Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”

> Bob: “No, the other one.”

> Jim: “You mean the of drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?”

> Bob: “No, the other one.”

> Jim: “Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?”

> Bob: “No, the other one.”

> Jim: “You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?”

> Bob: “No the other one:.

> Jim: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”

> Bob: “No, the other one.”

> Jim: “The DOJ spying on the press?”

> Bob: “No, the other one.”

> Jim: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?”

> Bob: “No, the other one.”

> Jim: “Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?”

> Bob: “No, the other one.”

> Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”

> Bob: “No, the other one.”

> Jim: “The president’s ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?”

> Bob: “No, the other one.”

> Jim: “The president’s threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?”

> Bob: “No, the other one.”

> Jim: “The president’s repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?”

> Bob: “No, the other one.”

> Jim: “The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?”

> Bob: “No, the other one.”

> Jim: “The president’s unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate’s advise-and-consent role?”

> Bob: “No, the other one.”

> Jim: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”

> Bob: “No, the other one.”

> Jim: “Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?”

> Bob: “No, the other one.”

> Jim: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters who don’t pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck us again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?”

> Bob: “THAT’S THE ONE!”

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Baron Von Kowenhoven

Baron was just a shy kid with a dream, growing up in the 40's with a knack for story-telling. After a brief career in film, Von Kowenhoven went to Europe in search of fringe-scientific discoveries and returned in the 90's to unleash them on the entertainment and political landscape of America.

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