Jared From Subway Soon to be Hawking Prison Food?

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Jared Fogle is the former Subway pitchman who ate veggie subs and lost a ton of weight. There was a time when you couldn’t turn on the TV without seeing Jared talking about how much weight he’d lost.

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Things have taken an ugly turn for for the former fat guy and he may be in a position where he’s going to be putting all that weight back on.

That’s right, Jared apparently got caught with his pants down. A computer full of child porn.

Former Subway pitchman Jared Fogle is expected to plead guilty to charges related to possession of child pornography, two law enforcement officials told CNN on Tuesday.

 

The sandwich chain suspended its relationship with Fogle earlier this year after investigators raided his Indiana home.

The raid came more than two months after Russell C. Taylor, the Executive Director of the Jared Foundation, was arrested in Indianapolis on federal child pornography charges.

A guilty plea will certainly put Jared behind bars for an extended period of time. He’s about to learn two very hard lessons. Other convicts don’t like people who mess with child porn, and prison food isn’t a good diet to stay thin.

Because of his notoriety, and the charges, Fogle is likely to be in “administrative segregation” for his safety. That means 23 hours every day in a 6’x9′ cell with no other human contact.

Jared will likely get one more shot at being on TV. It won’t be a Subway commercial.

 

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