John Boehner has to be the biggest baby out there. Seriously, my 2-year-old nephew cries less than this clown does, and when he does cry, it is for a damn good reason, not some fake crocodile tears over a game of golf. Please, spare me when you tell me inner city kids are dying to play golf in their spare time. I can assure you my children have had the opportunity to play golf numerous times and they haven’t had a life changing experience because of it.
A promotion is running on The Golf Channel about Speaker of the House Rep. John Boehner (R-OH)35%
appearing on the show “Feherty” on August 3, and Boehner, who has a history of waterworks, gets the tears flowing again.
“I wanted to make sure that every kid had the same chance I did. An opportunity,” Boehner told former PGA golfer David Feherty, with tears forming in his eyes.
The spot also shows Boehner talking about a picture of himself and colleagues, and he told Feherty, “The three of us are talking about how easily we turn to tears.”
Somebody call the waaaaaahmbulance for this guy, and tell them to bring some french cries on the way. I think this guy needs to see a doctor if he has this many tears at his disposal. I got news for ya, buddy, that only works if you’re a gal and need a man to do something, and only as a last resort, OK? Get your emotions in check, cause right now, you’re just a hot mess.
Written by Katie McGuire. Send your hate mail to the author at firstname.lastname@example.org, or feel free to mean tweet me at @GopKatie, where I will be sure to do very little about it.
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